As she stepped into the cab; who else said 'Airport please' about 2 seconds before she did? I did a lap of victory around the house whilst my family basked in the sheer power of my 6th sense.
Bought Baileys original at half price today from leading Supermarket not sure whether I am allowed to advertise! Have you tried any of the other flavours hazelnut, chocolate etc as they were on offer...
I was on Regent Street yesterday, and I went in Austin Reed. I saw this pink jacket in the mens casual section, and I bought one for the BF. I think most guys look good in a pink shirt, so ... Are you...
Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide...
A man goes into W. H. Smith book dept. and asks the young lady assistant. "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title. She replies, "I'm not sure if...
I have tried different recipes with different methods of doing a crispy belly pork but my crackling is never crispy! I have tonight tried Marco Pierre White's recipe which I found on Youtube and it...
Why does anyone want to break 2 car windows and steal nappy bag containing the obvious nappies and feed for 10 week old baby and other sons cool bag with his lunch in while we were out walking...
I might be off to the Big House today! In court at 2.30 for being zapped doing 36 in a 30, Sunday morning 9.20 am on my way to my first Sunday shift at the new store last Octiber. Duel Carriageway,...
So what are you planning for the long Easter break? Do you bother with Easter eggs? We'll probably stock up on Choccies but I think the eggs are a total waste of money. Easter Monday for us is a...
I like to put it in my mouth till the end gets nice and wet, then guide it to the hole. Doesn't always work if there's a long 'hairy' bit, you have to snip that off with sissors and start again. How...
