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tamborine

Wakey, wakey

Here's a game http://www.humorspher...un/8787/colortest.swf...

Bobbisox

another wednesday night of footie

surely they could put it on another channel, it seems to have crept upon us and stayed now every Wednesday night!

zzxxee

In honour of St Davids day

name as many famous welsh people as you can i will start Shirley Bassey...

redhelen

Wednesday Lunch or Dinner thread

That's it I have had enough of working (or at least pretending to) So what are you all having for your lunch or dinner? I am having:- Lunch - Banana sandwiches followed by satsumas and diet coke...

triggerhippy

Groupon

Anyone else a member?, so many good deals, highly highly recommended.

zzxxee

what is your ethnic background?

I come from Scottish, welsh, Irish, German stock with a sprinkling of Portuguese. How about you ???...

funnygirl

He claims a cd he has been playing for months has suddenly wiped itself blank. He played the cd regularly then all off a sudden it stopped playing, the cd player did not recognise it. He decided to...

Groupie

A man lay in bed next to his wife

She asked him "How would you feel if I told you i used to be a hooker?" The husband replied "I'd be upset but I'd deal with it." "Okay then" She said, "My name was...

Groupie

I was on a plane coming home last night.

The flight attendant said to me, "Sir, can you please put your belt back on". I said, "Why me?" She said, "Because your trousers are down to your knees and your penis is...

CoeRoe

Should I charge for looking after my neighbours' pets?

My neighbours have two rabbits, and they asked casually, if they were ever away for the night, would I look after them. I said yes. Two days later they put their key through my door with a note saying...

Dee Sa

bake your own bread from Aldi

I have recently bought bread mix in a oblong tin box [ from Aldi]. you simply add water, leave it to rise in a warm place for 30 mins then bake, I have bought the seeded one and its really good, has...

divegirl

Big saucepan....special name?

Hi, I am looking to replace my much loved 'saucepan' that is really on it's last legs! It's more of an oversized frying pan with a lid....Its roughly 13'' across and 3'' deep and I can't find anything...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's a chilly Tuesday morning this 1st of March. It's got to start warming up soon. Have a happy day everyone....

david51058

Is it possible for a woman to rape a man?

Does anyone think it is possible for a woman to rape a man? ie force herself on him to have sex in the conventional manner. It can't be because, for a man to perform he has to be aroused and if he is...

McMouse

Terrific Day.......

Passed MOT, but needed replacement windscreen and three new tyres. Can only get better.

4getmenot

redcrx is going to be an aunty again

:-)

dotty.

Ok never mind the trolls this is serious

I have crushed my left hand and left ring finger in an accident at work this afternoon and had to go to Casualty, forget the eejit winding people up and concentrate on pouring some genuine concerned...

docspock

You are such a dick sometimes Doc

Very unkind I think. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

summerbeauty

Me and the bloke

are going to book a fortnight in Majorca this summer, but he expects me to pay for it all because I have been left a few thousand pounds from a relative when she died. Do you think this is fair as he...