Was watching back to the future on TV last night and i suddenly thought "is time travel possible" i was thinking if it was, surley we could only travel into the past BUT once you got...
As a single girl (26) having a fatastic time I long to know why people feel the need to put deadlines on marriage, kids, settling etc? Saying they want to be married by 30, must have kids by 32...
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front...
I cant understand it, I'm in my thirties and clowns still scare me! why? Children are meant to laugh at them and basically they are a comic invention, so why do we not find them endearing?
>A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his>chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, >"OK old fart, time for you to retire.">The old...
I was just sitting t my desk when a man walked past wearing an aftershave that instantly reminded me of when i first met my fiance, it was what he used to wear. What smells remind you...
everyone, im leaving for rome in a few minutes so thought id just say byeee to everyone before i leave. have a good weekend! see you when i get back! xxxx
A Bloke goes in shop and asks for 1/2lb of Irish Sausages. The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?" "If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was...
For lunch i just had, 2 big cookies, a ham sandwich, a galaxy, a mars bar, a packet of walkers max crisps, a muffin and i;m just about to eat a chocolate moose. I sooo have the munchies today!...
Hi all,im going to miss all the nice weather soon,arent the nights drawing in early now?im definately a "summer person"whats your favourite time of year?