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kkeggie
Was watching back to the future on TV last night and i suddenly thought "is time travel possible" i was thinking if it was, surley we could only travel into the past BUT once you got...
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ihatenoooman
Excuse me I want a peice of Nedflanders as well.  Or is he already taken?
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irisred
As a single girl (26) having a fatastic time I long to know why people feel the need to put deadlines on marriage, kids, settling etc?  Saying they want to be married by 30, must have kids by 32...
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Smithy82
You remind me (looks wise only) of maxwell from BB....  How old are you?
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georgit79
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs      Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front...
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vespaboy
I cant understand it, I'm in my thirties and clowns still scare me! why? Children are meant to laugh at them and basically they are a comic invention, so why do we not find them endearing?
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Chapel
discuss.
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MargeB
Please can we have another category under the 'report this answer'. "Fish". I am a vegetarian and find them quite offensive...
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Smithy82
>A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his>chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, >"OK old fart, time for you to retire.">The old...
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Smithy82
I was just sitting t my desk when a man walked past wearing an  aftershave that instantly reminded me of when i first met my fiance, it was what he used to wear.  What smells remind you...
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ondemania
everyone, im leaving for rome in a few minutes so thought id just say byeee to everyone before i leave. have a good weekend! see you when i get back! xxxx
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seal!
It's the old man B'day today!!!!
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georgit79
A Bloke goes in shop and asks for 1/2lb of Irish Sausages.  The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"   "If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was...
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Smithy82
For lunch i just had, 2 big cookies, a ham sandwich, a galaxy, a mars bar, a packet of walkers max crisps, a muffin and i;m just about to eat a chocolate moose.  I sooo have the munchies today!...
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pixi
We all grey and smithy is green lol
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Lisax
http://www.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/wiltshire/swindon/news/ SWINDON_NEWS1.html
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moki
why 10 more than everyone else ?
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topkapi
Got tickets to see the Backstreet Boys in Manchester next month.  Then Nils Lofgren and then Rufus Wainwright.  Anyone else going to any of these?
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I_Tried
Is the UK really a promiscuous society, and does everything really revolve around sex and how important is sex in the overall scheme of things?
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patriciather
Hi all,im going to miss all the nice weather soon,arent the nights drawing in early now?im definately a "summer person"whats your favourite time of year?

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