"Never fly in a straight line for more than 30secs in the combat zone "Message to Admiralty, Bismarck has sunk, .....returning to Scarpa Flow" What is this all about? Just watched the...
So I was just trying to put a textbook back on the shelf and i had to walk through this group of guys to do so(one of them is my crush and ive caught him looking at me) but they were having a...
I'm creating a bit of a jokey advert for selling my car (I'm not really selling it).
I need a away of making the 135,000 miles on the clock sound like a good thing.
Any suggestions?...
When Mr and Mrs Girl produced a daughter, they consulted a book of old Celtic names and eventually decided to call her Dive. She suffered years of torment at school as the correct pronunciation of her...
The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds...
Nick Clegg is wanting to take free bus passes and heating allowance away from wealthy pensioners. He does not realise that these people have paid for these allowances through their tax and NI. Another...
Hi, Dr found what she described as a smooth lump deep in my breast but on the side near my armpit. I have been experiencing an ache and some pain in the area for a while, and its sometimes...
'fraid not good..the biopsy has confirmed a lymphona..but we still will not know any more 'till he is transferred to another hospital to the haemotology dept..hope my spelling is ok,a new vocabulary...
please comment on the thread I've just removed... the people involved will know which one I mean. I do want to know, did I overstep a line in removing it, or should I have let it go on? as far as I...
When Miss Buck and Mr One met, they were both itinerant costa-mongers who travelled the length and breadth of the country selling coffee. After a brief courtship they married, and nine months later...
Time to read the tea-leaves and produce a cryptic prediction to how your weekend will go. Head over here: http://watchout4snake...e/randomsentence.aspx And paste the results. Regrettably this was...
son away back to dundee for another week,BUT he cant get any accomodation anywhere unless he pays a couple hundred quid which he cant afford,he ha tried b&b,hotels,hostels,caravan parks,looks like...
well, still dark outside - autumn is certainly upon us. i missed today's weather forecast - but i'm sure it will be wet. i note that sqad and NoMercy are about .. good morning to you both. and a very...
