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Good morning early birds!

It's Wednesday. Downhill to the weekend, so cheer up and have a happy day everyone!

Cliques

Do you think there are any "cliques" on the AB site? Sometimes feel that there are "in" jokes and some seem to know each other rather well. Am I being paranoid?

magpie4228

Can someone tell me this please?

Recently in college we were talking about an experiment which was if you put semen into a liquid or mineral such as apple juice, orange juice etc.. does is still have its function of getting the...

gness

How sweet is this

I offered the two obelisks of paving slabs in my front garden to my neighbour for hard standing for his greenhouse and caravan. When I came home today he had taken them and dug my front garden in...

mrs_overall

Tonyav was conceived (with a degree of contortion and inventiveness) on the back seat of a Citroen 2CV, so his parents decided to name him Antoine Avec Voiture. His name lasted until his first day at...

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pusskin

Engagement present

I am going to an engagement party in a hall on Saturday. Havent got a clue what to buy , any ideas before I shop tomorrow? Thanks for replies Abers x...

sunny-dave

Mackerel

I was wondering if any of our AB members living near the sea might have ideas of useful things to do with a mackerel.

gness

Place your bets please

I`m off now to meet the estate agent selling Ma`s house. He has been charming on the phone. Must have forgotten he showed me around a house last year which became known as the viewing involving the...

joggerjayne

I've Finally Done It

I've just been on the "Eye" I only went out for a coffee. It was quite jolly. Only £8. There's a commentary by Steve Coogan! (I mean, recorded ... he doesn't sit in the pod with you)....

gness

Guess the course of facials hasn`t worked

After a lifetime of being disliked by my mother and never receiving a compliment, on a recent visit to her she said, "You know you are very pretty." "Really!" I gasped....

gness

My Grandson will love me

After years of embarrassing my children with my odd sense of humour, being an accident waiting to happen and my often peculiar dress sense I was happy to have grandchildren enabling me to continue...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Tuesday and it's low flying cloud this morning, not looking good. Can't do anything about it so have a happy day everyone....

tinkerbell23

Why..TV section

Do people waste time getting their neb in on threads about tv shows? I KNOW soaps arent real I LIKE big brother... Yet people come in and kill off threads which are started for like mined people? Dont...

gness

Mick-T

Leave Tinks alone and find a thread for a bet. £5 says 2 hours 15 mins.

phleb

job offer and trying for a baby

what if i get pregnant and havent started the job yet? im so worried, because its my ideal job, and i really want it as much as i want a baby. What is the process if such thing happens. many thanks