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To confuse the hard of thinking

A well known band from Dublin, (check their name out, there is a clue), singing a much misappropriated song. I am tipsy and missing home desperately, but not in the pathetically partisan way so many...

venator

Morning all you lovely ABers...

But where is everybody? In training for the Olympics, perhaps?...

mrs_overall

An Update

I just wanted to say thank you to all you lovely people who said such kind things yesterday. I wouldn't normally let something like an anonymous email get to me but last week was exceptionally bad. Mr...

BettyAbominable

Sexual shyness.......?

Im not new to sex! My fiance nd I have been together for a while, nd I'm completely comfortable with him seeing me nude, or having sex. I'm fine with any position we try except that I feel insecure or...

Mamyalynne

A weekend of...

Full and frank opinions, whether asked for or not, leading to upset for some and I guess empowerment for others, today I read this..... "****** Ignore mamya, she is a simple soul who lives in a...

Jemisa

First Date (Funny)

This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Billy Connely went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date...

sunny-dave

Post of the weekend

... after a thoroughly good weekend away, I've been scouring the threads for some diamonds in the dust. Winning this week's "Coffee on Monitor" prize (by a distance) is Crafty's effort :...

Dee Sa

VOTE NOW FOLKS

Mrs O to be elected Mayor of Answerbank Under the Wold, mayI be the first to vote for her.

abstibus

No contest!

It's a miserable night and I was just about to curl up with a Camilla Lackberg book, and then saw Clint Eastwood on Channel 5. Guess who won?...

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open. Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure. No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol...

gness

At Last I Have An Avatar

Thanks to the visiting child who climbed into my bed this morning! This will remain my avatar, technical incompetence means that I will not be turning into Susan Sarandon eating a piece of...

DTCwordfan

Has Gness expired, too much Guinness, or has she thrown a flounce?

She comes home (one presumes) to Northants and has, apparently, disappeared. Has she been captured by Tony? Has she been kidnapped by Luton Muslim terrorists? Is she bonking Lord Coe or his boss, the...

Tilly2

A beautiful sight

The Dyfi Ospery website has stunning footage this morning. http://www.dyfiospreyproject.com/stream...

DTCwordfan

Perranzabuloe Church

Just about there - some little touch-ups, foliage etc and all done. Ready to contact the client (and others) to tie down numbers for cards, prints etc. http://i49.tinypic.com/346w7yh.jpg...

Dee Sa

good morning everyone

a bit late to start this, I was up with the lark but had lots to do. The sun is actually shining but for how long I ask myself ? Must do all the shopping today as the "torch" is coming a...

TWR

To the girls.

What is your Ideal Man?

rowanwitch

crafty and the Gin genie

Many years ago When Craft was just a girl She wandered on the seashore Where the breakers foam and swirl She tripped upon some driftwood And went tumble ing As she landed right before her A mis shapen...

Sqad

Do they?

Reading the interesting post of Mrs_O concerning her dinner party, it brought to mind the tradition at the end of the eating. Do the women (ladies) still leave the gentleman and retire into the lounge...