The thunder and lightning are really scaring me, and it's raining on my desk (guess I could shut the window). Will someone hold my hand until the sun comes out again?
I want to get the theme music from the Bob Hoskins film "The Long Good Friday" on mp3 to download onto my phone. Doea anyone know where I can get it from? Think it was composed by Francis Monkman...
I had to share this with you all.I've just walked up the stairs as a guy was walking down. He must've had a birds eye view because it was the most outrageous example of tit-clocking that I've ever...
Have you ever done anything really naughty at work? I'm not talking about using the internet or anything tame like that, I'm talking about naughty! maximo got me thinking on chilly's thread... At my...
It's my housemate's birthday tonight, and a load of us are going out for a boozy meal. Anyway, I've invited my Aussie ex's best mate, who is still in the country. Only problem is, he lives quite a...
...so here are some of my latest and greatest jokes to share... Once there was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to spending his money....
If you were to save one possession from a burning building what would it be. No answers like loved ones and pets as we all now we would go for them first. Im talking something totally...
Good morning people. I was chatting to my mate last night about who he hated more, Chelsea or Man Utd ... his reply was, "what would you rather eat cat sh*t or dog sh*t?!" I...
can anyone remember a film in which there was a gang who doted on their uncle until they found out he had been abusing a young girl, she hung herself because of it? can't remember what it was called!
Evening all .. right I'm leavin work in a min or 4 but today I've spoke to various people. I was in a bad bad mood this morning but you've all managed to make me laff/smile etc etc. So here's thanks...
After long deliberation I have finally booked my boob job! I'm so excited...but nervous at the same time. Anyone ABers had one and any tips for after the op? Of course I'll be laid...
Hi there GB. Didn't want to hijack sglazier's thread so have started my own.So what's put you in such a foul mood? What can I do to cheer you up? I could always threaten to get NedFlanders to post one...
Hello people .. can u have a butchers at my Q below to Georgi .. earlier I was sayin that a lot of blokes on here chat her up .. and she said she only responds to one .. but won't say who .. so...