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georgit79
The thunder and lightning are really scaring me, and it's raining on my desk (guess I could shut the window). Will someone hold my hand until the sun comes out again?
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devilbliss
who do you look like i look like kelly brooks
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jwoods
I want to get the theme music from the Bob Hoskins film "The Long Good Friday" on mp3 to download onto my phone. Doea anyone know where I can get it from? Think it was composed by Francis Monkman...
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sophie_1003
Just wondering, how old is everyone on here?
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Champagne
I had to share this with you all.I've just walked up the stairs as a guy was walking down. He must've had a birds eye view because it was the most outrageous example of tit-clocking that I've ever...
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georgit79
Have you ever done anything really naughty at work? I'm not talking about using the internet or anything tame like that, I'm talking about naughty! maximo got me thinking on chilly's thread... At my...
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admarlow
What is the longest you have gone without sleep, how did u feel...tired?
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georgit79
It's my housemate's birthday tonight, and a load of us are going out for a boozy meal. Anyway, I've invited my Aussie ex's best mate, who is still in the country. Only problem is, he lives quite a...
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HAnn521
...so here are some of my latest and greatest jokes to share... Once there was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to spending his money....
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georgit79
calling Champagne...where is she? Come on, out with it, who's hiding her? Gooner, have you taken her hostage?
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buttons
If you were to save one possession from a burning building what would it be.  No answers like loved ones and pets as we all now we would go for them first.  Im talking something totally...
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Gooner_Badge
Good morning people. I was chatting to my mate last night about who he hated more, Chelsea or Man Utd ... his reply was, "what would you rather eat cat sh*t or dog sh*t?!" I...
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janetweiss
can anyone remember a film in which there was a gang who doted on their uncle until they found out he had been abusing a young girl, she hung herself because of it? can't remember what it was called!
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georgit79
I'm off to train for the 'Lying on the sofa' Olympics, which I'm going to win, by the way. Play nice and I'll be back ma?ana!
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Gooner_Badge
Evening all .. right I'm leavin work in a min or 4 but today I've spoke to various people. I was in a bad bad mood this morning but you've all managed to make me laff/smile etc etc. So here's thanks...
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butter1
After long deliberation I have finally booked my boob job!  I'm so excited...but nervous at the same time.  Anyone ABers had one and any tips for after the op?  Of course I'll be laid...
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Champagne
Hi there GB. Didn't want to hijack sglazier's thread so have started my own.So what's put you in such a foul mood? What can I do to cheer you up? I could always threaten to get NedFlanders to post one...
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Champagne
I'm confused.
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Hello people .. can u have a butchers at my Q below to Georgi .. earlier I was sayin that a lot of blokes on here chat her up .. and she said she only responds to one .. but won't say who .. so...

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