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I just shot someone

There has been a Police helicopter hovering over my house for 20 minutes now, and just a short while ago a man dashed into my porch and looked suspicious so I shot him. He is dead and I have a corpse...

Schutzengel

FAO Woodelf

How are you. Not heard from you for a while. Can you please post the e-mail address for your website to view your paintings. I really enjoyed them, but somehow have managed to lose the address. Take...

NoMercy

Word Association

I am conducting an experiment into the workings of the human mind. If I give you a word to start with, just say the first word that pops into your head. Then respond to the next word (the one given as...

dustypuss

last meal

If you were the condemned man / woman What would you request as your last meal & drink I think mine would be rump steak & a bottle of baileys.

Sgt.Rock

so i've been banned then?

I see the rough harridan craft1948 has been on here stating I have been banned, as you will see she is again hopelessly wrong again. Unlike the chubby exiled shop assistant who is on here stuffing his...

knobsworth.

Have

You got a vegetable patch in your garden? What do you grow in it and is it true that they make oil out of vegetables? LoL

legendis.god

Emos joke

Sorry im a bit out ofbreath i had a really bad asthmatic attack 3 asthmatics jumped me and beat me up. i know i should have heard them hiding !!! NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALLL A CLASSIC GOOD JOKE. ??' D T...

no-knowledge

attention seeking post

c'mon give me some much craved attention folks.

dot.hawkes

'Unfortunately it is merely on time' (see spare eds blog)

If the new AB is going to be a success we need a more positive attitude! And what is a 'little while wait?' is this Hobbit speak?

lindylou16

Are you as worried as i am about Google street view?

I've a horrible feeling I'm under surveillance. I've been looking at Google Street View and the same van has been outside my house for days now.

Lil O'lady

Registry error fixes

Can anyone recommend a download for fixing registry errors? XP laptop.

charliechan

google earth,,,how to see up close buildings etc

hi, i want to locate and view some buildings up close on google earth,,all i seem to get is a blurred view of some country side scenery and blurred buildings,,,is there any way i can get a clearer...

Gormless

Public Flogging of a Gay in Pakistan

Did anybody see it? Pakistan, Swot Valley or whatever, great stuff, coming to Britain soon. Allah is your friend - unless of course you are White, Gay, female, Jewish (most especially), Western,...

Julnar

Hindus (For once)

Should Hindus be offered specialist sites that would enable them to cremate their dead relatives in the open air, which is more in keeping with their traditions?...

MWB

Has anyone

been kicked out of a pub? I never have been, although once, in my extreme youth, tried to be. Me & a friend danced on the tables to a jukebox, acted much more drunk than we were & shouted & knocked...