One I remember from a coaster (It's an old one). Q. What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman? A. The rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed. The poor...
I'm up an about on what is a very mild, but clear, morning in south Cambridgeshire. I notice that two of my dogs, both poodle/American cocker spaniel crosses have not yet returned from rabbiting. They...
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort". The police still haven't seen the funny...