Wee Quick Scottish Joke (2)

Stephen_G | 21:34 Thu 10th Jan 2013 | Jokes

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One I remember from a coaster (It's an old one).

Q. What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman?

A. The rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed. The poor Scotsman has a can o' pee under the bed and the dead Scotsman canna pee at all!

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Nice one JN - will pass on.

I do like your avatar.

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Go nuts, Granny!

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