A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little...
Is Suzie pregnant? she seems a bit thicker round the middle lately, and when she had to stand up the other day she held a large sheet of paper in front of her, maybe she's just put a bit of weight on...
Man goes into the doctor's surgery and says ' Doc, can you help me, I am *** cubes? ' Doc says ' turn around and let me have a look' After a minute, Doc says ' there you are .. sorted' Man says 'what...
BRITEX SECURITY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says...
Unfortunately ASBO has eaten something caustic which has blistered his mouth. I took him to the vets tonight as he was salivating beyond words. He had an antibiotic shot to deal with the blisters in...