My father passed away early in December and I am looking at his incoming messages about once a week as they are getting less and less frequent. Suddenly a message came which should have had more...
1. It's Friday. 2. We may have a nice Range Rover this time next week. 3. Several people told me today that my trifle was the best they'd ever tasted. 4. I have moussaka for dinner with a gorgeous red...
I have just arranged to buy an expensive phone on ebay which has been re listed due to time wasters. I sent a message to the person and came to an agreement over the price. He said to send payment...
A man comes home with his daughter, whom he has just taken to work for the day. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?" Feeling his...
Now, I'm not sure whether this site has any connection now with the above one, if you know what I mean. But I can still log in here, but seem to have been banished, without a word or notice or reason,...
I now see it as a large grey letter E. Is there some significance I should attacheto that? Can the more experienced among you let me know what it means, thanks.
I know we often have to suffer seeing the same joke posted twice within a week or so but to see the same joke submitted twice within 2 days!! Don't people read the jokes on AB before they decide to...
Have a nice selection of doughnuts filled with cream with strawberyr jam on top.
Tuck in.
Also have crackers with cheese if you don't fancy anything sweet :)...
i was with my partner for 5 yearsand we have 2 young kids, during this time he was always very paranoid, controlling, drink problem, aggresive and on a few occasions violent towards me although police...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and...
Hi guys. I am looking at renting my house out and the woman who wants to rent it is on benefits. She has said that she can't afford a deposit on top of the months rent for when she moves in. Is it...
