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Speaking of books.

Have you heard about the library in America that has burned down? Its awful, both books were destroyed and worse still one hadn't been coloured in yet....
20:03 Sat 09th Oct 20103 answers, last by marval 22:15 Sat 09th Oct 2010
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Respect!!

You've gotta take your hat off to hairdressers.
18:18 Wed 11th Feb 20091 answer, last by tamborine 21:31 Wed 11th Feb 2009
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To mark his 108th cap David Beckham has announced that he plans to write a book about his life with England, his life with Victoria and his clothes

He is to call it "Three Lions, the Witch and the Wardrobe"
18:08 Wed 11th Feb 2009
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Have you noticed the ressemblance?

Now that Phil Scolari has got some time on his hands, he's going to go back to doing what he's good at. Heckling on the Muppet Show.
18:58 Tue 10th Feb 2009
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Don't Europeans have different ideas of style?

Went out with a smart German bird the other day. The only thing that turned me off, were the pigtails - hanging from her armpits!
18:38 Tue 10th Feb 20092 answers, last by tamborine 03:44 Wed 11th Feb 2009
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I will never be able to understand women!!!

My girlfriend gets really jealous. She can't even stand seeing me talk to my wife.
18:11 Tue 10th Feb 20092 answers, last by lizwizz 19:26 Wed 11th Feb 2009
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Oh dear Will my in-laws ever forgive me?

Was over with the wife at her parents house for the dinner yesterday and after a lovely meal we went for and sat down in the sitting room. Some genius came up with the idea to play charades so we...
18:06 Tue 10th Feb 20091 answer, last by haysi06 18:16 Tue 10th Feb 2009
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Where is he going

David Cameron lives in Notting Hill which causes him problems at the festival every year. There are so many band wagons he doesn't know which one to jump on.
19:19 Mon 09th Feb 2009
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I heard both my grandads talking.

"When I pop my clogs," Grandad 1says wistfully, "I want someone to stand up in the church and say 'Fred was the best footballer never to have made it as a professional. He was also an incredible lover...
18:37 Mon 09th Feb 2009
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Is this the real meaning of a successful life?

At age 2, success is not sh*tting your pants. At age 12, success is having friends. At age 22, success is having sex. At age 52, success is having sex. At age 62, success is having friends. At age 72,...
18:25 Mon 09th Feb 2009
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In this cold weather this works. PS i added the last line

When my grandfather was ill, my grandmother used to rub lard on his back. After that, he went downhill very quickly.
18:20 Mon 09th Feb 20096 answers, last by tonyted 23:05 Mon 09th Feb 2009
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I tried to do my good deed for the day

I was in Tesco and saw a guy off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious. The police arrived and arrested me. Apparently they use actors on...
15:38 Mon 09th Feb 20093 answers, last by icemaiden 12:33 Tue 10th Feb 2009
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"Gawd bless er"

My wife drove me to alcohol... God Bless designated drivers.
13:40 Sun 08th Feb 2009
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I was thinking!!

Local Council, "We can't clear the roads because we've run out of grit." Hmmm, I can't send you a cheque for my Council Tax because I've run out of stamps.
13:26 Sun 08th Feb 20095 answers, last by sleepyj 14:25 Sun 08th Feb 2009
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This made me smile ,but then i am like that

History was made today when a couple in China gave birth to an albino baby.It just goes to show that two Wongs can make a white.
19:08 Sat 07th Feb 20093 answers, last by sleepyj 19:52 Sat 07th Feb 2009
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Talking of Chocolates got me thinking.

Whoever decided that a one inch mars bar should be called 'fun size' needs to seriously re-examine their standards for entertainment.
13:55 Sat 07th Feb 20094 answers, last by sn�gged 16:39 Sat 07th Feb 2009
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How sad am I?

I read this article that said your car reflects your personality. I don't have a car.
10:03 Sat 07th Feb 200918 answers, last by Im a BusyBee 16:22 Sat 07th Feb 2009
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Ever thought about this?

The growing stages of a child simply put: they crawl, then walk, then talk, So, just a trip to the pub in reverse then.
09:58 Sat 07th Feb 20091 answer, last by logic 10:46 Sat 07th Feb 2009
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Trivia

Did you know that Anne Boleyn had a brother called Tenpin
09:52 Sat 07th Feb 20093 answers, last by steg 12:40 Sat 07th Feb 2009

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