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I was at Birmingham New Street train station today

when some scabby old prostitute said to me, "If you give me 20 quid, I'll make you very happy." I immediately pulled out the money from my wallet and said, "Excellent, can I have a...
22:52 Sat 11th Feb 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 23:31 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Hotpoint washing M/c Pause light

Pause light flashing, Book says press stop,wait and start again but machine starts a beginning of cycle once more Is the problem something we/she is doing wrong or engineer call out needed M/c is only...
11:33 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Ho Ho Ho

An elderly guy goes to his hairdresser for a haircut and a shave. He said to the barber that his cheeks were sunken and lined he could never shave properly."No problem sir"he says and leans...
12:21 Fri 10th Feb 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 13:02 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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Well i liked it.

Bob limps into A & E: "My dog just bit me!" "Did you put something on it?" asks the doctor. "No," says Bob, "he liked the taste as it was....
12:46 Thu 09th Feb 20124 answers, last by missprim 02:13 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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My wife has the main credential needed to be a page 3 girl...

She's always lying about her age.
19:55 Wed 08th Feb 20121 answer, last by Zhukov 20:01 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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Facebook watcher

Hello I just heard of a site that can tell you who is watching your profie and reading your wall on Facebook. I think if this is true it goes against the privacy that Facebook gives. Anyone know about...
10:22 Wed 08th Feb 201219 answers, last by pdust 10:50 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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Is this the way to do it?

Connect two PCs thro BT Hub. One windows 7 (PC 1) one XP. (PC2) PC 1 connected to hub by ethernet cable PC2 connected to PC1 also by ethernet cable . Or is there a better/safer way too do it?...
19:09 Tue 07th Feb 20122 answers, last by ChuckFickens 20:11 Tue 07th Feb 2012
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Spoilt my morning!

Driving to work this morning in a good mood,singing along to the radio and it happened again grrr.I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
13:07 Tue 07th Feb 201213 answers, last by daffy654 14:11 Tue 07th Feb 2012
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Five minutes ago.

My missus was doing a crossword and was really struggling so I had a look to see where she'd gone wrong... 1 down was a 5 letter word and the clue was "Eggs on."... Correct answer...
18:55 Mon 06th Feb 20125 answers, last by MarkRae 19:07 Mon 06th Feb 2012
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What's the difference between praying in a church and praying in a Casino?

In a Casino you really mean it
20:16 Sun 05th Feb 20127 answers, last by Schweik222 09:52 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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Santander in trouble

Anyone got more info on this, I just caught the tail end of news headlines/
14:48 Tue 31st Jan 201223 answers, last by Kamush80 09:51 Sat 26th May 2012
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My doctor said I need to do something that gets me out of the pub.

So I have started smoking
19:46 Mon 30th Jan 2012
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Constant Message

I am getting the message "Internet Explorer has stopped working" repeatededly, any ideas please.
10:28 Tue 24th Jan 20122 answers, last by northboy 16:45 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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I felt sorry for the hypnotist i saw last night.

He hypnotised 7 blokes then tripped over the microphone lead and yelled "f*ck me"
22:00 Sat 21st Jan 2012
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Went out for a meal with my wife last night

- she was driving. Just before we got to the restaurant we both realised neither of us had any money on us. Luckily she can always make a meal out of a three point turn......
16:19 Fri 20th Jan 20122 answers, last by ceejn 20:31 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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I thought I hadn't been paying my wife much attention recently so,

as it was her birthday on Friday, I decided I would give her a ring . Amazingly, that started another row. Because I rang her from the pub....
16:04 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night?

. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing ******** ever...... Which is odd because...
21:26 Thu 19th Jan 20124 answers, last by douglas9401 12:29 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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If you been married quite a while this could be true.

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her, "When I die, sell all my tools and stuff, right away." "Now why...
12:24 Thu 19th Jan 20122 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:35 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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My wife gave me £50 and told me to go out

and get something that makes her look sexy. You should've seen her face when I came home pissed!
11:53 Wed 18th Jan 20125 answers, last by Lie-in King 14:22 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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Ho Hee Hee

They demolished my local Dominos Pizza today and all the other shops on the high street fell down
11:45 Wed 18th Jan 20125 answers, last by pa___ul3 14:21 Fri 20th Jan 2012

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