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grumpii
What do you have playing in the background right now?
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pastafreak
...and to all,a good night xx
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knobby...
Blow me
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grumpii
WHYdo old people stay in in front of the tv on new years eve? seems to me they have more to celebrate about seeing a new year than the rest of us, miserable ingrates.
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Fatima-B
Hi, does anyone know of a good site to find someone - father of a sick relative? I would prefer it to be free, but all considered. Does anyone have any experience of this? I only have the first and...
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grumpii
I just set my penis on fire and asked my nieghbour who I didnt speak to all last year to blow it out. I now have a charred chippolatta to take into 2009, I was gonna get vetted this year anyway!
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imaledge
...did you? xx
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imhotep
Hello Everyone!! It's Friday,end of the week for me. Got all the weekend off to finish my Christmas shopping.Ooh, I'm not really looking forward to it though.It's going to be chaos when I nip to town...
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knobby.
I just fluffed me lines. Dont you just hate it when that happens.....
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Ice.Maiden
still got Christmas presents to wrap up, have they? : (
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legend.isgod
According to frankie boyle people have pets because they have realised theyre unable to find love from their own species.. So. Do yo think that folk have pets to substitute for love? Or is he just...
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Ice.Maiden
like to pull out of a giant cracker??
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legend.isgod
Which one do you prefer folks. Beef or chicken ?? Curry.
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viali
i am 46 and need new hips but i can swim a mile in 35 minutes and row on a rowing machine 5000mts in 19.30 is this good for my age
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blueflame68
who poo smells the worst mans or womens
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CJ242
Saw Victoria Beckham in the paper AGAIN today. Would anyone else like to slap her in the face with a wet haddock or am I the only person in the world who can't stand her????
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grumpii
i asked how long penalty points stay on your driving licence 30 mins ago on motoring but they are all too busy polishing their hub caps so i wondered if anybody here knows?
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sleepyj
ive had work men in my house today .when i come home and went to the loo one of them had used it and left it dirty ..i was not happy about it .they are back tomorrow . think i will tape the loo seat...
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Caribeing
Do you enjoy your drink without going "overboard" All we hear now is someone wanting to stop "Happy Hour" Put "up" the cost of wines and beers, stop promotions on drinks! Everything seems to be geared...

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