Is there a simple way to keep yobs off our trees? We've ruled out anti-vandal paint; too messy, too open to litigation and may damage the trees. What's fruit tree grease? Is it a grease we could daub...
I'm doing a quiz and including an Our Survey Says section. What do you have for breakfast? sort of thing and was going to include a Which TV presenter / personality gets up your nose most? Any...
A pal of mine got a summons for doing 37mph in a 30 zone. There was only him on the road. And then he read about half a million quid unpaid by yobs for various offences. So he threw it into the bin....