Ower in France the other day an' a guy said tae me 'Quelle heure est il?' -- an' a said tae him ' naw, son it's quelle est elle, ye see it's feminine.' Didnae matter anywey, the pubs were were open...
Hi there, I read somewhere along the line that you had been 'banned' for posting too many answers. Is this true? It seems to me that if it is, the bounds of absurdity have been well and truly (I'll...
I've got a bet on with the guy who owns the pub I normally have my pint - I say there there are at least 500 words or expressions to describe 'drunk' - he says 'no way' - the bet is a tenner which...
filibuster - I think pbeach is correct with teem for 3d. pbeach - thanks again. shorthorn - 14a is bistro - anagram of to ribs. before I get into trouble for annoying folk without posting the clues -...
