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Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife told me she would leave me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a Believer". I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face....
07:32 Thu 10th Nov 202213 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 14:47 Thu 10th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be....
07:02 Wed 09th Nov 20226 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:18 Wed 09th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I was working in a health food shop. This guy's walks in and says "Evening Primrose Oil" I said "It's Mr Hopkirk to you"...
07:03 Tue 08th Nov 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 12:53 Tue 08th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

This farmer comes up to me and says "I've got sixty eight sheep, can you round them up for me?" I said "Sure. Seventy"...
06:54 Mon 07th Nov 202220 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:50 Mon 07th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I told my friend I had come to his fancy dress party as a harp. He said I was too small to be a harp. I said "Are you calling me a lyre?"...
09:09 Sun 06th Nov 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 12:47 Sun 06th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I asked the librarian where I would find books about engine lubricants. She said they are in the non friction section....
09:12 Sat 05th Nov 202213 answers, last by Patsy33 12:41 Sat 05th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without M&S. It would be Chrita....
07:12 Fri 04th Nov 202211 answers, last by Patsy33 11:39 Fri 04th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Apparently I have trouble verbalising my emotions. Can't say I'm surprised....
07:23 Thu 03rd Nov 20224 answers, last by mallyh 08:04 Thu 03rd Nov 2022
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Electricity Generation

At the moment 54% of our electricity is being produced by wind. Pretty good.https://www.energydashboard.co.uk/live...
21:36 Wed 02nd Nov 202219 answers, last by Khandro 16:01 Thu 03rd Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife is going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian. She's asked me to do her hair. I'm dreading it....
06:31 Wed 02nd Nov 202211 answers, last by Patsy33 12:44 Wed 02nd Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I asked 100 women what shampoo they would prefer to use while taking a shower. They all replied "how did you get in here?"...
06:46 Tue 01st Nov 20223 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 13:28 Tue 01st Nov 2022
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Radio 2 Afternoons

I wish they given OJ Borg the gig permanently instead of Mr Bland. I'm happy to get an extra hour of Sara Cox. Anyone agree?...
16:19 Mon 31st Oct 20229 answers, last by mjwman 11:07 Tue 01st Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate David was a victim of ID theft. Now we just call him Dav....
06:34 Mon 31st Oct 20226 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:39 Mon 31st Oct 2022
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Battery Charging

Does it take more power to charge an electric car from 90% to 100% than from 10% to 20%?
07:57 Sun 30th Oct 202231 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:20 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I pulled a sickie the other day. It's one of the perks of working at a hospital....
06:59 Sun 30th Oct 20224 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:04 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Doctor: "Relax Peter, it's just a small surgical procedure. Don't panic." Patient: "My name isn't Peter" Doctor: "I know. I'm Peter"...
07:23 Sat 29th Oct 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:28 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness....
06:18 Fri 28th Oct 202213 answers, last by Khandro 06:51 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I went in for a covid test and the doctor asked if I had a sudden loss of taste. No, I replied, I always dress like this....
06:46 Thu 27th Oct 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:19 Thu 27th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Shoepidity: Wearing uncomfortable shoes because they look good....
06:22 Wed 26th Oct 20226 answers, last by zebo 11:13 Wed 26th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Sweet dreams are made of cheese ... who am I to dis a brie....
06:39 Tue 25th Oct 202221 answers, last by jno 16:05 Tue 25th Oct 2022

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