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Shall I Mot It?

I am getting a lease car in a couple of weeks. When it's arrived, I'm going to quickly sell my 7 year old car with average mileage. It will go to webuyanycar, or Motorway. When I sell it there will be...
18:15 Wed 11th May 202217 answers, last by ToraToraTora 09:22 Thu 12th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I just found out that rubbish collectors don't get any training to do the job. They just pick things up as they go along....
06:00 Wed 11th May 202210 answers, last by Patsy33 12:09 Wed 11th May 2022
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Did You Enter Euromillions?

My bestest friend, you are.
22:00 Tue 10th May 202216 answers, last by Ken4155 08:11 Wed 11th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'...
04:42 Tue 10th May 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 11:29 Tue 10th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate asked me "what do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me"...
05:41 Mon 09th May 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:42 Mon 09th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves....
05:08 Sun 08th May 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 11:25 Sun 08th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The police have confirmed that the man who fell from a 15th storey night club was not a bouncer.
06:11 Sat 07th May 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 08:38 Sat 07th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
06:22 Fri 06th May 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:29 Fri 06th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Someone keeps leaving celery and rhubarb on my doorstep. I think I have a stalker....
06:03 Thu 05th May 202214 answers, last by Patsy33 10:23 Thu 05th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan....
05:24 Wed 04th May 20229 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:45 Wed 04th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog....
04:27 Tue 03rd May 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 10:55 Tue 03rd May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

This bloke said "I'm going to chop off the bottom of your trouser leg and put it in the library" I thought "that's a turn up for the books"...
06:08 Mon 02nd May 20229 answers, last by Patsy33 13:11 Mon 02nd May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Sundays are a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
06:19 Sun 01st May 202210 answers, last by murraymints 06:07 Mon 02nd May 2022
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Hopkirk

Who's Going Down?

Leeds. Burnley or Everton?
20:01 Sat 30th Apr 202238 answers, last by William51 06:53 Mon 02nd May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I accidentally sat on the wife's hair dryer. That put the wind up me....
07:51 Sat 30th Apr 20224 answers, last by gulliver1 11:29 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I went to the doctor and said I'm frightened of lapels. He said you've got cholera....
05:31 Fri 29th Apr 20225 answers, last by gulliver1 15:57 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means. It's not the end of the world....
06:20 Thu 28th Apr 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:22 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

This reporter said to me "how do you explain the absence of Halley's flaming meteorite?" I said "no comet"...
05:31 Wed 27th Apr 20226 answers, last by Patsy33 09:32 Wed 27th Apr 2022
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You Have To Laugh

I just got an email claiming to be from Amazon, about unusual activity on my account. In the title it quoted a 'reverance number'....
06:03 Tue 26th Apr 202213 answers, last by barry1010 07:52 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Have you heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet....
05:47 Tue 26th Apr 20226 answers, last by zebo 11:01 Tue 26th Apr 2022

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