Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The police have confirmed that the man who fell from a 15th storey night club was not a bouncer.

[murraymints]

coat !

[1ozzy]

What's the difference between a proctologist and a bouncer?


A proctologist only has to deal with one *** at a time

[Hopkirk]

Bouncer was my favourite character in Neighbours.

[murraymints]

woof !

[1ozzy]

That'll dog you for years to come Hoppy.

[Chipchopper]

He left quite an impression

[Patsy33]

I think he was a heavyweight..