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More than 2 years since I posted this:- http://www.theanswerb...g/Question857540.html DVLA seem to be taking some action – today I received a Red V5 document for my vehicle (with instructions to...
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I spilt spot remover on my dog…….....now he’s gone.
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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm - his wife is lying in bed reading a book. The man says "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." His wife looks...
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A woman walks into the living room where her husband is busy killing flies with a swatter, "any luck?" she asks. "A bit" he replies, "I've killed three males and two...
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Sleeping beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world" Tom Thumb said "I must be the...
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Q: What do Kermit the frog, Rupert Bear and Henry VIII have in common? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: They all share the same middle name....
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My last holiday was terrible, I flew with BA. He just kept shouting "You crazy Fool, I aint getting on no plane!"...
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Q: What do you call a Chinese girl with a food mixer on her head? A: Blenda....
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I went out last night and drank eleven pints of yoghurt, when I woke up this morning I was mullered.
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Not being a cinema goer or much of a TV watcher – I have taken to watching DVD films purchased from my local trade in store. I would estimate that they have on display around 5,000 titles...
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I see that his former wife is to use the defence of ‘marital coercion’ as her defence in this case. Basically claiming that she did indeed pervert the course of justice (by taking her then...
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This sad story should serve as a wake-up call to all of you that still do not have smoke alarms fitted within your dwelling – they will even protect (your life) against arson. Available from...
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I watched the DVD today; the cover reviews included:- ‘Hilarious’ – Total Film 'Terrific. A very funny movie’ – Daily Mail ‘A masterpiece, Nicholson gives one of...
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40,000 – Predicted job loses as a result of Lloyds TSB takeover of Halifax Bank of Scotland, which the bank dismissed in 2008 as ‘ridiculous’. 43,000 – Job losses which have...
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3 – Number of horses that died during the filming of HBO series Luck, causing its cancellation. 5 – Number of horses that died during Cheltenham Festival last week, causing it to carry on...
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17114875 Is this like being named footballer of the year?...
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This is now quite old – but it keeps re-appearing every once in a while on main stream TV. A monkey is shown a display screen with single digit numbers at various locations on the screen, the...
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A farmer in County Wicklow calls the local police to report that he has had 2,033 pigs stolen from his farm. What was the total number of animals reported stolen? Scroll down for the answer:- >...
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George and Michael were driving back after a night out at a local gay bar. While stopped at a red light, a truck ran into the back of their car, causing considerable damage. George immediately says to...
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1st Man; ‘You know, Don, every night my wife plasters her face with cream and puts her hair in curlers.’ 2nd Man: ‘Does it do any good?’ 1st Man: ‘No, not really –...

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