What? What? What? What am I seeing nowadays with girls and their makeup? For goodness sake they look as if they have just facedived into their makeup bag and not looked at the result. Foundation that...
A man called up a bird store the other day and said, "Send me 30,000 cockroaches at once!" "What in heaven's name do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?" "Well," replied the householder, "I am moving...