All of my 10 year old son's friends have mobile phones and I reluctantly allowed my older daughter to buy my son one at christmas. If you have children how old were they when they had their first...
God Knows what the wife will think. I just thought it was the beer. It now seems Men Can Become pregnant. She said Stop at Two....... How do i Break the News to her. Didnt think it was possable for a...
Can anyone please help me with the following 4 questions as I'm stuck! They are all names of well known shops and busineses. 1- He could argue with a ships mast! (1 word) 2 - Theres a twist of dates...
just heard on the radio that shannon matthews' mother has now been arrested as well. I havnt been able to get a newspaper yet so does anyone have any more info. This case gets weirder by the day.
I have heard of a collar you can put on your dog and a wire which you put around your property so that when your dog goes to venture unto the public highway he/she will get a little shock. It ould...
Just come off the phone after talking with my step-father and I , as always , ended up with the phone held at least 8" from my ear and trying not to giggle. I don't know what's wrong with his false...
i must have hadthe most wickedest stepmother that god created if i tell you some of the things she did it would make your hair curl anybody else had a wicked stepmother if you read a boy called david...
If I save a picture onto my computer that I have found through google, does this count as downloading? We only get a certain amount of space to download a month before it starts to charge extra, I...
last week at work it was so cold i asked a mate if he could take the plug of my drill and put it on the fire so it would b worm 4 breakfast. we went 4 breakast. and i said its cold in here i thought u...
What's that all about then? Still waters (by definition) can't run anywhere, the water being still and all that. Shouldn't it be "Still waters don't run anywhere" or "Moving water may run deep"?
Looking at the key board in front of me , and between the keys it appears i have a three course meal at hand, along with the odd splash of red wine, what should i do with this discusting make shift...
my boyfriend and i have just split up, and i also am quite sure i'm pregnant. we've been arguing for a long time, and have finally decided enough is enough. i haven't stopped crying all day, i just...
The bloke in the diet coke advert, the one with the three ladies in the lift who make it break down so he can come through the roof - is an ugly begger? he needs a wash and shave, but he isn't even...
I may have somehow implied that Legend was the sh!tstirrer who was making my life an abject misery on here by posting as webstar (vile c**t) and Marvelman (evil c**t) He wasnt and isnt those people...