My mate just went in for a wee op.. Tells me He had to have an injection ...Needle was about quarter of an inch.... But he recons its an optical illusion. He was inJectet in one of his nuts and says...
sales rep came into work today,all was going well until she gave me her card. her name was....myrtle turtle! i couldn't stop myself from laughing...she gave me a right telling off an stormed out....
Did they make your head hurt? What was your favorite flavor? Did you use a straw or sook it up? I like blue. It made my tongue dark blue and I would stick it out at dogs, to scare them.
That is accidentally stuck where the sun don't shine? I have tried everything, will it require a visit to A&E? I tried a corkscrew but the pain was unimaginable.
Hi all i am hearing people saying scotland is the new place for work that there has been money spent on rehabilation on roads, services, building etc does anyone know who the company is that have the...
Ok everyone, I need help. Wife and son informed me that I am to find somewhere to go for the day this Sunday (4th May). I looked on the Interweb for ideas at Race Tracks, Air Museums, London Museums...
can someone help me please my enquiry is about the social security administration act 1992 this apparently stops banks charging people on benefits but they still do i have spoken to the bank and thye...
It annoys me when I do my supermarket shop and the assistant doesn't hand the receipt over, or she asks if I want my receipt. I always want my receipt, as it is sometimes wrong, almost always in...
over the past few days, ive been getting t-mobile sim cards thru the post, addressed to myself, my dog, even my cuddley eeyore. . . i dont even have a t-mobile phone. but they were free! anyone else...
Being a keen watcher of sky tv, not a speeding motor cyclist! I have noticed that the police on motorcycles often exceed 125Mph in order to catch up with the "offender" who is only doing 100 Mph,...
Just saw it on news there. Amy was drunk in a bar. Jumping around shouting " im a legend " cheeky bint thats my username and no crack smoking dope toking singing bint is taking it away from me ....
when you goto profile.. and see what threads your involved in.. how many can u get involved in.. can you delete them after youve finshed or do they dissapear eventually or does the list go on and on...
you saw a man in a skirt...and no-I do not mean a kilt. I saw an elderly man in town today....nice jacket,well groomed beard,tan legs.....and a womans black and white printed skirt!!..knee...
Have you just watched benidorm sheila read V wendy richards (come outside with mike sarne) what a fkiing episode had me balls laughing around me head wendy came out with a classic and said pickey...