Ahoy there mateys! How it be going in the depths of AB land? Today is talk like a pirate day so I want to hear about swabbing of the decks instead of housework, a swig of rum (or tipple of your...
reasons to be cheerful: 1. the sun is shining. 2. i'm drinking a lovely cup of coffee. 3. the weekend is here. 4. I've got lots to do. 5. Scotland is staying at home. reasons not to be cheerful: 1. my...
Today is Jeza's special day - her birthday. We all know how hard this wonderful caring lady works, so let's make her day by posting as many birthday wishes, poems, stories and jokes as we can, to keep...
Two retired people, a shower each every day, never clean the car (the rain does that), small courtyard garden watered by me with a watering can, one to two washing machine washes a week, how can we...
Every night in bed I get really bad leg cramps. I wonder do the cramps wake me up. They are very painful and the only way I have found to get rid of them is to stand on the cold bathroom floor. Then...
In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to an African jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual...
... can you name one? We've had a lot of plastic politicos on our screens during the referendum debates - Salmond was (probably) the worst, but there have been some real horrors of trimming,...
I will be glad when the decision over the Scottish referendum is declared. There are valid arguments on either side but I feel a NO is the right vote for me. I like this - it amuses my childish streak...
Hi all, I keep getting (about once a week) a message in a balloon at the bottom of my screen which says 'Windows- Virtual memory minimum too low' It says something about it will automatically increase...