Picture Saddam Hussein sitting in his office contemplating the current crisis and drinking coffee... His phone rings… "Kia Ora", would that be Saddam Hussein?" "Hello, yes, this is Saddam speaking,...
A GREAT ANSWER TO A DUMB QUESTION: Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The Marine shrugged and replied: "Recoil." (Hard to fault a...
This is a great prize if you like boating and cruising and getting seasick ........ I have been in little boats (in the park) but I am not sure if I would enjoy a cruise....
Sunday. Quite mild out this morning, but cloudy...again. Ireland did the job v France. 18 - 11. Wonderful. :o} Scotland v Wales today. Not much to do today, so I shall watch the match after the usual...
3 Down, His remembrance of things past is sweet and curiously sour in part (6) ?R?U?T 8 Down, Male chauvinists lust after getting stripped (4) ?E?H (LECH ?) 21 Down, Like sexy girl dressed in blue (6)...
At Christmas I never used them for presents. I very rarely use them for clothes. We have used them for sending flowers but were disappointed by their service. The only time we use them nowadays is for...
Sorry folks but I have mislaid my AB birthday book (shock, horror!) I will continue looking but I've had a mass tidy up in my office last week and now I can't find anything! So if I happen to miss...
How secure is any information on papers we want to recycle. Is it necessary to remove names and addresses and any other secure information or does it all just get dumped somewhere where this...
Mrs Zacs hawaii birthday next year (5-0) so we're wanting to do the west coast / Yosemite trip. I'd like to do a bit of driving (highway 1) but not too much. Must sees are: San Fran for 2/3 days Napa...
Good morning everyone - I'd better get this typed and underway before I turn into a large puddle of goo ...it's hot and V V humid so far, but the catastrophic fire warnings will be ok as the...
It now seems that the French never said there was restrictions about the Swiss disc data in HSBC tax avoidance scandal being used to persue tax dodgers. In La monde newspaper a minister said that no...
According to the Pope, they are: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/11/pope-francis-the-choice-to-not-have-children-is-selfish I know two couples who have elected not to have kids, not out of...
Hi folks - about a week ago, I posted a request on here (can't remember which topic), asking for suggestions for a "name" for a cake, but it had to be alliterated, for a "bake-off" competition in my...