A wise person once said: 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few...
Ed Miliband walks into a bank to cash a cheque. “Good morning”, says Ed, “would you please cash this cheque for me?” Cashier: “It would be my pleasure Sir, but could you please show me some...
Looking for a Canada Goose ladies Montebello parka in the UK ..... and need someone more patient than me to carry on the search please . Size XL. Needs to either be for online purchase or within one...
Just seen a picture of Mylene Klass advertising underwear range, smouldering was the tagline, she is beautiful but not in my opinion sexy, who do you find sexy! For me Frank Sinatra is sexy, Al...
Woodpeckers drumming on dead branches in the woods and lots of chirping, singing and cheeping from various bird species. Today seems like a trigger point for the dawn chorus, it was really noticeable...
9 days ago I was playing rugby and had an accidental blow to the side of my head above my ear. It hurt (a lot!) but I wasn't knocked out, didn't show any signs of concussion and there wasn't an open...
Report copied from Trip adviser Dont stay here if you want to use the bed for passion” 1 of 5 stars Reviewed 3 weeks ago We stayed at this hotel last night. It was a small but adequate room. I...
can you name any songs with a reference to someone being shot i.e i shot the sheriff . but it doesnt have to be in the title so ones like bohemian rhapsody and there was sphere of destiny one too but...
Collapsed Thursday night with septicemia and double pneumonia. Found myself in hospital, just got out. Looked pretty dodgy for a while but excellent work by Addenbrooke's pulled me through . Will let...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She's...