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who's going in?

They are there. -- Its Jenny Eclair 50 & can't remember his name but an older bloke 52 he's a comedian (not well known)
23:38 Wed 17th Nov 201013 answers, last by Jemisa 23:49 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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Have you had an Echocardiogram?

I'm due one of these in hospital tomorrow. -- Its not an E C G (with the stickers they put on you) Its a type of ultrasound of the heart, similar to the scan pregnant women undergo. It examines...
23:17 Wed 17th Nov 201023 answers, last by sallabananas 16:35 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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Its that time...

to say nite-nite, nice talking to you folks. cocoa is ready and the blanket is on so I'll be toddling off Sleep tight. Jem...
00:33 Wed 17th Nov 20103 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:37 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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What is a calorie?

Calorie's are the little bustards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.... jem...
23:14 Tue 16th Nov 20104 answers, last by whiskeryron 16:56 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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The Letter!

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick the bloody thing up. jem...
23:11 Tue 16th Nov 20101 answer, last by Bumpkin_Clumber 21:51 Sat 10th Mar 2012
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Paddy's Goldfish!

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it...
23:06 Tue 16th Nov 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 23:08 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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Its me............

Wow!! - I've done it. Its me folks taken on my last b/day . jem...
09:21 Tue 16th Nov 201039 answers, last by ummmm 10:03 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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Breaking up.

The sound breaks up when I play a 'You-Tube' clip or any clip, how can I rectify this? Thankyou. jem...
08:17 Tue 16th Nov 20102 answers, last by Dagman 17:06 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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Gotta love 'em

Teacher: > > > Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives? > > > Little Johnny answered: > > > >...
14:53 Mon 15th Nov 20107 answers, last by lankeela 18:32 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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What is PC ?

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely...
12:02 Sun 14th Nov 201043 answers, last by Steve.5 14:20 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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I'm a Celeb.....

Don't forget folks it starts at 9o/c tonight ITV 1 Have we got many fans on AB? Can't wait to discuss latest antics every day, jem...
11:00 Sun 14th Nov 201015 answers, last by Jemisa 10:34 Mon 15th Nov 2010
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What is Insulin?

What is insulin and how did it get its name? Insulin is an isolated hormone which controls sugar levels and is used to treat diabetes. Canadian physician Frederick Banting (born on November 14, 1891)...
10:14 Sun 14th Nov 201011 answers, last by keithlbw 12:43 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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See Dr Smith!

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about Enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, Rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I Want bigger boobies!'...
22:51 Sat 13th Nov 20106 answers, last by askyourgran 19:29 Mon 15th Nov 2010
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Hat Lining?

I didn't know where to post this really, but perhaps someone here can help. My H had a trilby hat bought for him for his b/day and he loves it but - its a bit too big (its a fits one size hat) I know...
12:05 Sat 13th Nov 20105 answers, last by Jemisa 10:21 Sun 14th Nov 2010
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Why - - - -

Why do Sharks swim circles around you before attacking? Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son...
08:39 Sat 13th Nov 20102 answers, last by Handbaglady 09:49 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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How to Start a Fight... (2)

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And then...
12:55 Fri 12th Nov 20101 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 13:00 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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How to Start a Fight....

. HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you...
12:21 Fri 12th Nov 20101 answer, last by TheOtherHalf 12:24 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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Big People words.....

--------------------------------------------- ------------------------------- BIG PEOPLE WORDS A group of nursery children were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first day at big school The...
11:55 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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I Love a Practicle Woman.

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam..I do not...
22:54 Thu 11th Nov 20106 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 13:50 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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The Final Inspection. (11 - 11)

THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal...
10:31 Thu 11th Nov 20103 answers, last by mamyalynne 11:40 Thu 11th Nov 2010

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