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The Certificate.

Did you hear about the bloke that was talking to his mate, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she...
13:59 Thu 14th Jun 20124 answers, last by Jenarry 16:22 Thu 14th Jun 2012
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Remember This Story!

--------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- -------- Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable....
11:33 Wed 13th Jun 20123 answers, last by tonyav 15:25 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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The Pub Bet...

Two blokes were in a pub , and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed some bloke on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you £10 if...
22:30 Tue 12th Jun 20123 answers, last by Kiki-frog 10:10 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Strange Pub Names!

Talking to friends anout Pub names they tell us when on their hols they went into a pub called 'The Cat & Custard Pot' in Kent. Are they pulling our leg? Do you know it? What strange pub names...
21:20 Tue 12th Jun 201276 answers, last by Jemisa 22:16 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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What is Your fantacy?...

This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home...
14:32 Tue 12th Jun 20127 answers, last by tonyav 15:19 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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The Young Geordie...

A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Aye, man, I was a canny salesman...
16:07 Mon 11th Jun 201213 answers, last by Jemisa 14:02 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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Awards...

Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free Coke out of it. And the nominees this year are: ***. A young...
21:38 Fri 08th Jun 20123 answers, last by Annna 09:04 Mon 11th Jun 2012
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Awards...

For all ages... Well, they're in - and better than ever... Annual Darwin Awards: They are finally out again. You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who did the...
21:24 Fri 08th Jun 201216 answers, last by Jemisa 16:13 Mon 11th Jun 2012
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P. C.

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather' Rather than offend a...
13:42 Fri 08th Jun 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 17:01 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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No Arms...

Bob goes into a public toilet and sees this bloke standing next to the urinal. The bloke has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is...
13:31 Fri 08th Jun 20129 answers, last by wildwood 05:20 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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The Experience

I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social...
10:51 Fri 08th Jun 20129 answers, last by tonyav 11:12 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Doggy Style?

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top ", she...
11:41 Thu 07th Jun 20126 answers, last by wildwood 21:36 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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Steps...

Pauline failed a Health and Safety course at the OAP. Centre today. One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "F***ing' big ones" was...
09:02 Thu 07th Jun 20129 answers, last by tenrec 19:56 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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Missing...

Hello Folks, You may have noticed I've been missing for a while (or not) I've been baving pc probs but all is well again (I hope) hope to catch up soon. jem...
08:29 Thu 07th Jun 20128 answers, last by Georgiesmum 21:05 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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Bigger breasts!

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger breasts '. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some Loo paper and rub it between your breasts...
23:22 Wed 30th May 201210 answers, last by jomifl 04:54 Thu 31st May 2012
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The Check up...

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital clinic . The husband is there for a check up, The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, a sperm sample and...
22:51 Wed 30th May 20122 answers, last by wildwood 04:41 Thu 31st May 2012
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My travle plans for 2012

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there....
21:56 Tue 29th May 201210 answers, last by tenrec 12:44 Thu 31st May 2012
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Birth-Control...

The 'Murry-mint' sweet co and the 'Boots' Drug Co. have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the...
13:23 Tue 29th May 20128 answers, last by missprim 23:31 Wed 30th May 2012
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Ed - Zachary...

Adult...... A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem,...
22:37 Mon 28th May 20124 answers, last by holliepierce 06:44 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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Times Up...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bedside. Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take my 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But...
13:20 Mon 28th May 20122 answers, last by tonyav 14:36 Mon 28th May 2012

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