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All Ages A lorry driver stopped at a road side caf'e for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside. The bikers...
12:18 Mon 28th May 20124 answers, last by missprim 14:30 Mon 28th May 2012
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Birdsong.

There are Blackbirds nesting in a tree opp our back garden and they sing all day, to be woken by their sweet song is a pleasure & at dusk too it is so clear & sweet. I'm not sure who does the...
20:31 Sun 27th May 201217 answers, last by Jemisa 21:51 Mon 28th May 2012
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Your Sunday joke...

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants,...
11:52 Sun 27th May 20129 answers, last by missprim 19:57 Sun 27th May 2012
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Plans for the W/end?

What about this gorgeous weather then? are you making the most of it this w/end? they reckon (weather people) its going to be a scorcher here in the S.E. (Southend) The family's coming over &...
22:57 Fri 25th May 201223 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:30 Sun 27th May 2012
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A Ladies medical examination...

During a lady's medical examination, the doctors says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of...
22:06 Fri 25th May 20127 answers, last by pusskin 13:39 Mon 29th Sep 2014
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FTAO Chris.

You ok? I know you're busy busy but haven't seen any posts lately. Its the Southend Air Show this w/end it looks as if its gonna be a good'un. Jem....
11:44 Fri 25th May 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 22:32 Fri 25th May 2012
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This is a frightening statistic...

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC! 25% of all men in this country are on medication for mental illness. And, that's scary......... It means 75% of them are running around with no medication at all!! (I...
09:06 Fri 25th May 201218 answers, last by Jemisa 11:29 Fri 25th May 2012
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Shopping...

All Ages A man went into a grocery store, got 3 tins of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter. The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?" The man replies, "Yes I...
22:57 Thu 24th May 20126 answers, last by tonyav 14:26 Fri 25th May 2012
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Politics...

Adults Only...... A young boy asks his dad, "What is politics dad?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. 1) I'm the bread winner of the family, so let's call me...
22:16 Thu 24th May 20123 answers, last by Nibble 22:24 Thu 24th May 2012
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Ant Watch...

Today is the first day without ants, I bought a can of 'Dedlac' and sprayed everywhere I'd seen 'em, OH filled every crack & cranny, soo fingers crossed they've departed. ThanQ jem...
22:58 Wed 23rd May 20128 answers, last by droopdrawers 23:51 Fri 25th May 2012
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Little Sally...

..... came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on...
22:27 Wed 23rd May 20121 answer, last by shooty 22:30 Wed 23rd May 2012
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Failing sight!

I'm contemplating getting some 'Talking Books' being as reading is no longer an option for me. Magnifying stuff gives me headache's. Anyway I wondered if any of you have any experience of them....
13:43 Wed 23rd May 201228 answers, last by Nibble 21:56 Thu 24th May 2012
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Raw Revenge...

Adults Only ..... A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and puts the guy's dick in the clamp. He...
22:58 Tue 22nd May 20125 answers, last by Avatar 12:27 Thu 24th May 2012
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Payback is a B!tch...

. One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a...
11:03 Tue 22nd May 20126 answers, last by tenrec 20:48 Tue 22nd May 2012
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A Tough one...

over 12s..... The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His choice was a tough one because Mary had been...
22:12 Mon 21st May 20125 answers, last by tenrec 20:46 Tue 22nd May 2012
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An Essex Winters Tale...

As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry cab, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window, and...
11:30 Mon 21st May 20124 answers, last by tenrec 17:15 Mon 21st May 2012
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Ants ...

Todaay I've noticed some ants in the kitchen, on the work tops and window sills. I just can't see where they're coming from. Is there amything I can use to kill them or deter them now? I'll be up the...
21:47 Sun 20th May 201215 answers, last by Laelia 00:55 Tue 22nd May 2012
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To all tired women out there...

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the...
21:34 Sun 20th May 20124 answers, last by shooty 17:15 Mon 21st May 2012
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Some Smiles.

Two country couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex, Fred says "I wonder how the girls are getting on". George takes his new wife to bed on their wedding...
12:54 Sun 20th May 20127 answers, last by ellisehilton 05:25 Wed 30th May 2012
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Hot Dog.

Adults Only A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What on earth happened?" "Well, doctor, I live in a caravan park," the man...
22:58 Sat 19th May 20128 answers, last by cupid04 20:43 Sun 20th May 2012

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