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Through the tunnel..

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a French guy, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The Train goes into a...
11:10 Tue 01st May 20128 answers, last by Jemisa 23:25 Tue 01st May 2012
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Sciatica.

I'm going to have a moan...' My sciatica is back, this is its 3rd visit, about this time last year I had it & its such a painful complaint. My doc gives me painkillers & they're good but they...
23:18 Sun 29th Apr 20129 answers, last by Jemisa 11:51 Tue 01st May 2012
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A Conversation in heaven...

SYLVIA: Hello Brenda! BRENDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. BRENDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,...
22:21 Sun 29th Apr 20125 answers, last by D97x7 15:57 Mon 30th Apr 2012
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Squeeeze...

Two old ladies were looking at the giraffe in an enclosure at the Zoo. It's arse was at their eye level. "have a look at his balls!", one said to the other. "I reckon I could squeeze...
13:09 Sun 29th Apr 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:45 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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Jesus is watching you...

A burglar breaks into an isolated country house after watching the whole family depart for a night out on the town. As he creeps across the darkened living room he hears a voice saying: "I can...
11:49 Sun 29th Apr 20126 answers, last by missprim 17:56 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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Two Books...

Over 12s..... Kids (15-16yr olds) in school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they...
22:58 Sat 28th Apr 201211 answers, last by askyourgran 22:46 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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Problems down below!

Adult..... A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of...
14:45 Sat 28th Apr 20126 answers, last by redribbon 21:50 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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"Dem Bells Dem Bells"...

ADULT... Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced...
14:02 Sat 28th Apr 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:42 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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"You're Passionate"...

All Ages...... Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive...
16:20 Fri 27th Apr 20122 answers, last by missprim 23:02 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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After Marriage...

Suitable: Adults Only...... Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they...
22:20 Thu 26th Apr 20124 answers, last by tenrec 15:05 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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A Man Walks

..... into a pub and says, "Hey, Barman give me two shots." The Barman says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The bloke says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me...
22:35 Wed 25th Apr 20124 answers, last by missprim 13:26 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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Awwww!!

All Ages...... A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's . After his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his surgery alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe...
22:43 Tue 24th Apr 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:13 Tue 24th Apr 2012
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The Mistress...

Suitable: All Ages...... An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being...
22:09 Tue 24th Apr 20124 answers, last by marval 16:31 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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Vera 4/10

I was looking forward to this new series of VERA.... What happened? it was a tangled mish-mash, what on earfh was going on I was v/disappointed. 4/10 Brenda, could do better. jem....
14:47 Mon 23rd Apr 20127 answers, last by quizzywig 07:53 Tue 24th Apr 2012
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Headache cure...

Adults Only....... A bloke is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor...
12:18 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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Ask daddy...

Adults Only...... Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at...
23:02 Sun 22nd Apr 20125 answers, last by marval 13:09 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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Saxophonist

Does anyone know who the black lady saxophonist was on BBCs TV News 'The Breakfast Show' (8.30am) I think it was Mon or Tues morning? It was a jazz piece she had written herself & had her CD just...
11:13 Sun 22nd Apr 20124 answers, last by Kathyan 13:17 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
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Robin Gibb.

It was announced earlier on the News that Robin has come out of his coma and is talking...What good news Well Done Robin all our prayers have been answered. jem...
10:01 Sun 22nd Apr 20127 answers, last by ummmm 14:18 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
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The escaped convict....

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the...
12:05 Sat 21st Apr 20128 answers, last by looobylooo 15:11 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
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You'll Know...

Adults Only..... YOU KNOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER WHEN.. You let one rip in your sleep and don't care if he hears. Talking dirty in bed means shouting obscenities when he hogs the covers . Chivalry's as...
11:36 Fri 20th Apr 20124 answers, last by tonyav 09:37 Sat 21st Apr 2012

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