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Nodding off...

Suitable: Adults Only A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help. The priest says, "Look love, if he falls asleep again, poke...
14:58 Sat 07th Apr 20122 answers, last by craft1948 17:22 Sat 07th Apr 2012
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Senior Travel...

SENIORS TRAVEL. A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent...
13:14 Fri 06th Apr 20121 answer, last by Nibble 16:51 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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Money Ignorant!

My grandaughters (7&5) don't understand money yet, because they don't have a reason to use it, they've got plenty in their money boxes but don't know what it will buy.They're not allowed to go to...
12:14 Fri 06th Apr 201216 answers, last by Jemisa 22:54 Fri 06th Apr 2012
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Top prize.

John Smith hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my Life, between the legs of my dear wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He...
11:48 Thu 05th Apr 20127 answers, last by mrs.chappie 12:58 Fri 06th Apr 2012
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Control...

There were three blpkes talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to...
22:51 Tue 03rd Apr 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:31 Wed 04th Apr 2012
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He's behind You!!!

. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. .. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they...
13:21 Tue 03rd Apr 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 14:00 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the...
22:32 Mon 02nd Apr 20124 answers, last by marval 13:56 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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Todays news

Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove... A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race...
20:51 Sun 01st Apr 20122 answers, last by marval 14:02 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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For "Craft"

I really am sorry you got barred from the Co-Op yesrerday.... It was NOT me at the till, I was joshing with you. <<<APRIL FOOL>>> Ha Ha Ha! jem x...
23:25 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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and the moral is?...

The teacher gave her junior class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories....
22:35 Sat 31st Mar 201212 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 08:14 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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Friday's Saying. 2

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us." jem...
11:27 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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The Jump!

A young man joins the Air Force. He writes to his father, saying that he is really frightened about the upcoming parachute exercises. A few months later he gets leave and goes home. His father asks,...
11:07 Fri 30th Mar 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:10 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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Considerate Wife!!

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's After his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his surgery alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with...
21:50 Thu 29th Mar 20124 answers, last by marval 22:20 Thu 29th Mar 2012
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Thursdays saying 2

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. jem...
11:57 Thu 29th Mar 2012
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Wednesdays Saying. 2

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. jem...
14:47 Wed 28th Mar 20123 answers, last by happyner 06:31 Thu 29th Mar 2012
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April Fool Jokes?

Got any good April Fools Jokes? Nothing nasty or hurtful. My H gets me every year. Last year I was busy prepairing lunch & he asked me if I'd like a cup of coffee, (I take it black) he put the mug...
22:57 Tue 27th Mar 201213 answers, last by tamborine 23:43 Wed 28th Mar 2012
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Old Man...

Old Jewish Man A female BBC journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray, every day, for a long, long time. To check it out, she went to the...
21:57 Tue 27th Mar 20124 answers, last by sunny-dave 22:04 Tue 27th Mar 2012

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