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your sunday joke...

3.2 from 9964 votes Suitable: Adults Only A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women....
15:38 Sun 04th Mar 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 10:25 Mon 05th Mar 2012
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HP Printer...

Printer really - I've got a fairly new Printer/C/S it was bought for me at xmas. I'm not a great user but I like to print off letters, reciepts etc. I find the size of the print is far too small (have...
16:29 Sat 03rd Mar 20129 answers, last by Wak 14:44 Mon 05th Mar 2012
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there are 4 kinds of sex..

Sorry, I've done it again & put it in Ph&S by mistake There are 4 kinds of sex... : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After...
14:55 Sat 03rd Mar 20121 answer, last by craft_Tel 20:03 Sat 03rd Mar 2012
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There are 4 kinds of sex...

: HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've...
14:13 Sat 03rd Mar 20127 answers, last by shooty 15:00 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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May?

"Ne'er cast a clout til May is out." My H says this means don't shed your warm clothing until the May Blossom is out. I say it means not until the month of May is out (ended) - 1st of June...
00:25 Fri 02nd Mar 201230 answers, last by inquisition 23:43 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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Shine a light...

A man walks into a pub late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies. "What's wrong with you?" The barman says. "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac -...
23:50 Thu 01st Mar 20125 answers, last by wildwood 04:40 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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Nice wine

If you're looking for a nice wine for a special treat this one is lovely better than cheepo s/market stuff. Buiten Blanc 2010 Light easy drinking dry and fruity white, Sauvignon Blanc based but topped...
23:15 Thu 01st Mar 20128 answers, last by Zacs-Master 19:53 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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A Woman Starts

... dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for...
18:05 Thu 01st Mar 20122 answers, last by missprim 23:44 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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At the pub...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his...
23:20 Wed 29th Feb 20124 answers, last by Kiki-frog 14:29 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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Note to wife.

Note to Wife A Travelling man left the snowballed streets of Essex for a holiday in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel,...
23:36 Tue 28th Feb 20124 answers, last by marval 14:23 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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A Drunk man

who smelled like beer sat down on a seat at the bus-stop next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his...
23:57 Mon 27th Feb 20123 answers, last by wildwood 06:31 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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Where I Have & Have not been...

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one...
17:40 Sun 26th Feb 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 18:17 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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The Appointment.

A bloke wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist...
13:00 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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Tell me this will not happen to us 2

TELL ME THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN TO US An elderly gentleman called 999 on his mobile phone to report that his car has been broken into. He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the operator:...
12:20 Sun 26th Feb 20121 answer, last by tonyav 12:22 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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Tell me this won't happen to us...

Three OAPs each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in, 'So...
11:09 Sun 26th Feb 20124 answers, last by D97x7 16:35 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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Its no Cop.

My nieghbour was telling me she's got to have a new boiler because her existing one was"No Cop" meaning not working, no good, useless, etc. Made me wonder where the expression came from......
13:05 Sat 25th Feb 20125 answers, last by tonyav 12:12 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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Your Saturday Laugh...

Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said, "You'd better not go out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because the big bad wolf's out...
12:36 Sat 25th Feb 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:16 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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State of the art watch...

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks,...
23:23 Fri 24th Feb 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 00:21 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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The best answer...

Now we can nominate 'The best answer' why do most choose not to? When I think my thread has finished I then nominate. I think it gives ABers the satisfaction that you have taken on board what they...
23:45 Thu 23rd Feb 201242 answers, last by EvianBaby 17:59 Wed 14th Mar 2012

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