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British Grub!

I do like to go out now & then for posh nosh but you can't beat the staple old British meals like... Bangers & Mash Oxtail stew & dumplings Toad in the hole Steak & kidney Pud/Pie Fish...
00:28 Tue 10th Jan 201268 answers, last by Jemisa 23:02 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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A kiss and a slap!!

... A young Technician and his General Manager board a train heading on its way to Scotland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her...
22:07 Mon 09th Jan 20124 answers, last by redman41 13:15 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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At the funeral...

Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor...
15:28 Sun 08th Jan 20121 answer, last by douglas9401 17:00 Sun 08th Jan 2012
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Sqad?

Anyone heard how Sqad is? haven't seen any posts from him lately. jem...
12:39 Sun 08th Jan 20122 answers, last by EvianBaby 12:51 Sun 08th Jan 2012
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What setting?...

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the Kitchen, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I...
23:14 Sat 07th Jan 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 00:44 Sun 08th Jan 2012
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Whats your name?

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful...
23:07 Sat 07th Jan 20121 answer, last by marval 23:17 Sat 07th Jan 2012
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What bird is this?

Has anyone been to the end of the pier at Southend lately? we went Sunday aft'n it was v/braising/ What we did notice were colonies of birds living side by side with the seagulls but we'd not seen any...
16:39 Sat 07th Jan 201214 answers, last by rowanwitch 11:21 Mon 09th Jan 2012
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What is your favourite day of the week?

I know for most working people Friday would be your favourite, end of the week & all that but what about you who have retired what day is your favourite? Mine is Monday - Slob out day for me, no...
16:26 Sat 07th Jan 201224 answers, last by Jemisa 12:17 Sun 08th Jan 2012
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Useful one!

I had some lovely presents for xmas but the one I find the most useful is a 'Speaking Clock' knowing my eyes are getting dodgy & I have difficulty seeing our clocks my H bought me this speaking...
00:00 Fri 06th Jan 201217 answers, last by Jemisa 15:25 Fri 06th Jan 2012
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Are yours still up?

Are your xmas decorations still up? ours are but they're coming down today (13th night) been busy busy. Whats the longest you've left 'em for? jem...
07:33 Thu 05th Jan 201223 answers, last by welshlibranr 23:25 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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The three tests...

A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with £10 notes. He thinks there must be at least five grand in it. He approaches the barman...
22:19 Tue 03rd Jan 201212 answers, last by Baldric 11:08 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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Can you relate?

Forgetter Be Forgotten ? My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be...
09:29 Sat 31st Dec 20116 answers, last by Jemisa 00:32 Mon 02nd Jan 2012
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E Enders...

Whats all this going on with Pat? Is she leaving the soap soon? In the story-line there doesn't seem much hope does there? jem...
23:50 Fri 30th Dec 20117 answers, last by lankeela 22:04 Sat 31st Dec 2011
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Important Health & Safety Tip...

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Manchester, My brother decided to have his next one done while visiting friends in South London , where the beautiful nurses...
07:18 Wed 28th Dec 20115 answers, last by Janecurtis 14:03 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Comfort Zone!

Is there anyone out there who doesn't like being out of their 'Comfort Zone'? I'll go places but I get bored easy and want to go home. Even visiting my own kids in their homes I can't wait to go home....
22:38 Tue 27th Dec 201124 answers, last by tiggerblue10 10:05 Wed 28th Dec 2011
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Do you bother?

If you see a Q or topic you would like to answer or comment on & then notice there are already 40 - 50 reply's, Do you bother adding your bit or decide youcan't be arsed? Jem...
23:39 Mon 26th Dec 201154 answers, last by tiggerblue10 09:47 Tue 27th Dec 2011
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Duke of E.

I heard today that the Duke could be in hospital for up to 2 weeks,makes me think there could be complications then. He had a stent put in & normally people are out within 4 days. I had open heart...
23:19 Mon 26th Dec 20118 answers, last by Sqad 10:09 Tue 27th Dec 2011
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Yes, things do happen in 3s.

Christmas eve at midnight i walked into the kitchen to get a bottle of champers to celebrate christmas & found myself paddling around in 2" of hot water. Someone (Mr Nobody) had left the tap...
13:16 Mon 26th Dec 20113 answers, last by whiskeryron 14:22 Mon 26th Dec 2011
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Buffalo Theory!

It took me all week, but I finally got my tree up! "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and...
17:24 Sat 24th Dec 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:08 Mon 26th Dec 2011
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About drink!!

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink...
16:47 Sat 24th Dec 201111 answers, last by Jemisa 12:47 Mon 26th Dec 2011

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