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I don't like it!

We've just finished decorating our hall & I hate it, its just not how I imagined it would be, My H said he's not doing it again (It was blooming hard work) & we'll just have to live with it. I...
06:22 Wed 20th Jul 20119 answers, last by Jemisa 11:50 Wed 20th Jul 2011
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Google today!

Good morning to you all. Just curious, why has Google changed its graphics today to load of peas in a pod? Anyone know the significance? Jem....
04:49 Wed 20th Jul 20114 answers, last by em10 05:28 Wed 20th Jul 2011
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Tom Pellereau!

So Tom, Tom Pellereau won 'The Apprentice'. Well I'm glad that Susan didn't she was a pretentious cow. I think it was 50/50 between him & Helen. Did anyone agree or disagree? jem...
23:03 Sun 17th Jul 201134 answers, last by housemouse 18:33 Tue 19th Jul 2011
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Not in sync?

This morning my H had his radio on in his 'Den' I had the radio on in the kitchen, we both had the same radio station on (Radio 2) I did notice then that they weren't in sync, the kitchen radio was...
14:17 Sun 17th Jul 20117 answers, last by Jemisa 22:20 Sun 17th Jul 2011
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The Irish Diet...

(If Patrick Kielty can tell this joke, so can I) An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,then eat regularly again...
14:04 Fri 15th Jul 20117 answers, last by Euphemia 21:26 Fri 15th Jul 2011
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Cold sore...

Have you ever had a sore up your nose? Oh what a pain it is, so painful, & uncomfortable, what an ugly thing it is too. I've had it about 4 days now. I keep knocking it,when I turn in the night it...
23:36 Thu 14th Jul 201113 answers, last by lilacben 21:20 Mon 18th Jul 2011
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Risque!

RISQUE.. A Florida Man walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this...
22:24 Thu 14th Jul 201114 answers, last by Jemisa 08:44 Thu 21st Jul 2011
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Little girl on a plane...

Enjoy LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation...
16:21 Thu 14th Jul 2011
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My Bosch Fridge 2.

To those good enough to give me advice and tips to help me with my fridge prob last week Thankyou and the update is 'Its fine now'. The drainage hole had iced up therefor water was not draining away...
11:10 Thu 14th Jul 2011
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Your evening meal.?

Right, - after much thought I've decided what we're having for our evening meal, Jacket potato's fried sirloin steak with a green salad + colslaw. Afterwards Strawberry's & vanilla ice cream +...
15:43 Tue 12th Jul 201123 answers, last by Jemisa 11:59 Wed 13th Jul 2011
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"The bathing suit"

The Bathing Suit (by a middle-age woman ?) When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to...
11:30 Tue 12th Jul 201118 answers, last by welshlibranr 22:31 Tue 12th Jul 2011
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My Bosch Fridge...

I'm having a bit of trouble with my Bosch larder fridge. Its not very old (3 years) I've never had any probs with it before. Every day I find pools of water under the salad drawers, sometimes they're...
22:55 Mon 11th Jul 20119 answers, last by Jemisa 14:47 Tue 12th Jul 2011
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Poor Child!

So the Beckhams are proud parents of a baby girl today, congratulations. But have they lost the plot? how can both parents agree on the poor mites name... Wait for it... she'll be called *Harper...
07:48 Mon 11th Jul 201155 answers, last by netibiza 12:26 Tue 12th Jul 2011
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EE - Michael.

What a sh!tbag this Michael is turning out to be, he's definately a case for the loony-bin. I reckon it will turn out that he killed his own mother. And as lovely as David Essex is, What a waste of...
04:42 Fri 08th Jul 20116 answers, last by Ric.ror 12:09 Sun 10th Jul 2011
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What is it?...

Its like a Male Reproductive Organ: 10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. 9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 8. Those who don't have it...
22:42 Wed 06th Jul 201110 answers, last by Trimeresurus 23:36 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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What to write.

Got a family funeral today, a really dear old auntie (91) Its been really difficult knowing what to write on the wreath-card. With the help of the internet I chose.... Death leaves a heartache no one...
07:18 Tue 05th Jul 20118 answers, last by sallabananas 08:22 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Choc - Ices?

I've just had a Cadbury's choc-ice on a stick, Boy are they lovely? also tried a frozrn choc Mars bar yesterday, mmmmmm!!!I thought I'd died and gone to heaven! What are your fav. choc - ice...
14:31 Mon 04th Jul 201116 answers, last by HowardKennitby 21:12 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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Not in our garden.

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of...
14:09 Mon 04th Jul 20116 answers, last by tamborine 23:41 Tue 05th Jul 2011

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