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Last Meeting...

My H is having a reunion with 5 of his old schoolmates. One of whom has terminal cancer & has been given 6 months to live & wanted a meeting with his mates to say goodbye. (all OAPs now) they...
22:17 Tue 24th May 201111 answers, last by boxtops 18:34 Wed 25th May 2011
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Dot & E E.

Did you see E E tonight,? for this episode alone June Brown should get an award. Bearing in mind this lady is in her 80s what a truly great actress she is. What a convincing part she is playing. I...
21:19 Tue 24th May 201119 answers, last by pusskin 12:00 Thu 26th May 2011
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That Hat!

Who would have thought it eh? Princess Bea's hat has raised a staggering £81.000 + on ebay. A noble thing of H M to donate it. How much would you have paid for it? I probably would have given a...
15:26 Mon 23rd May 20117 answers, last by brenda 17:44 Mon 23rd May 2011
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Good Morning Everyone

Am I the only early bird this mo? Believe me I didn't want to be but couldn't sleep beyond 4am, had a chronic attack of indigestion, its only just shifting in spite of remedies, I've heard about the...
04:44 Mon 23rd May 201154 answers, last by anneasquith 11:16 Mon 23rd May 2011
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remember When?

Going back a bit (quite a bit) D'ya remember some of the products we took for granted then? Under the sink - Rinso, Sunlight soap Duraglit. Cigarettes - Craven A, Woodbines, Park Drive. & St Bruno...
13:17 Sun 22nd May 2011123 answers, last by davelee 05:01 Mon 23rd May 2011
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Kathy Kirby R I P

Kathy Kirby dies aged 72 Best known for 'Secret Love' in the 1960s. Also came 2nd in Eurovision song contest in 1965. R.I.P Kathy. jem - Some of our older ABers may remember her....
22:24 Sat 21st May 201110 answers, last by GrumpyOldMan 00:15 Mon 23rd May 2011
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Irish Talking Clock!

IRISH TALKING CLOCK After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. Shamus led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and...
13:49 Sat 21st May 20117 answers, last by slinky.kate 15:28 Sat 21st May 2011
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An inspirational story

An Inspirational Story! Kinda funny, in a warped minded way… ;) An inspirational story: Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament. At first I said, 'Naaahhh!' Then they said to me 'Come...
22:00 Fri 20th May 20116 answers, last by samak 22:11 Fri 20th May 2011
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Your FridaY Smile....

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to > jump off a bridge so they stop. > The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you >...
07:34 Fri 20th May 20118 answers, last by Jemisa 22:37 Fri 20th May 2011
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What was the first thing...

you ever cooked on your own, Not fairy cakes at 9 but something substantial. How did it go Good or a disaster Me, it was a Spaghetti Bolagnais. scoured the town for the spag.was difficult in 1959, the...
22:53 Thu 19th May 201128 answers, last by funnygirl 15:03 Fri 20th May 2011
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About growing older...

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. ABOUT...
21:38 Thu 19th May 20112 answers, last by eddiek 23:23 Thu 19th May 2011
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never sell an old bloke short.

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back field.. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe...
13:03 Thu 19th May 201111 answers, last by Bobbisox 15:56 Thu 19th May 2011
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Have you got a tallented 4 year old

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=2763 WOW!! What a cutie....jem...
12:49 Thu 19th May 20117 answers, last by redhelen 14:37 Thu 19th May 2011
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Catholic heart attack!

It seems my jokes haven't been up to scratch of late, (even Ed commented) I hope I redeem myself with this one..... A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass surgery.. He...
10:49 Wed 18th May 201134 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:05 Thu 19th May 2011
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Money Making idea's?

My G/daughters school is having a 'Grand Summer Fete' in June to help raise funds for the school to have their swimming pools changing rooms renovated, as Health & Safety have banned swimming...
21:26 Tue 17th May 201118 answers, last by tarek005 20:05 Tue 01st Aug 2017
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They sent my census form back!!

Bugger They sent my Census form back!!!!!!!!!!!! In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable b*stards, the cast of The Jeremy...
07:22 Tue 17th May 201112 answers, last by AB Editor 07:54 Tue 17th May 2011
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To all non pet owners!

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it...
22:39 Mon 16th May 201118 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:05 Fri 20th May 2011
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Its a mystery!

Money bags This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. Kinda interesting - This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11,...
21:24 Mon 16th May 201120 answers, last by mike11111 21:49 Mon 16th May 2011
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should I have been informed?

I had a vet bill to pay, gave my visa debit card to be put in machine, did my PIN and waited. They said it didn't work, I said I know the funds are there try again.Again the machine rejected it saying...
21:48 Sun 15th May 201111 answers, last by kloofnek 15:44 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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Eurovision, we Didn't win.

Ireland = Jedward came 7th England = Blue came 11th. Aberbijan First - Italy 2nd....
22:46 Sat 14th May 201113 answers, last by cazzz1975 10:51 Sun 15th May 2011

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