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Two Nuns....

TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT TESCO AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, " WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?" THE SECOND NUN...
13:46 Sat 14th May 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 23:47 Sat 14th May 2011
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The Cab Driver...

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Bradford cab rank. The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. "What's wrong with you...
21:39 Thu 12th May 20114 answers, last by Jemisa 20:29 Fri 13th May 2011
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some of my favourite jokes

some of my favourite jokes... --------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- Yoko Ono has been signed up for the next series of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of...
22:10 Wed 11th May 20116 answers, last by wildwood 05:48 Thu 12th May 2011
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Favourite Joke.

Has anyone got a favourits joke? how about sharing it.? Barer in mind the ED has his big black marker at the ready Jem...
09:45 Wed 11th May 201161 answers, last by classylady60 22:31 Sun 05th Jun 2011
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Sign In!!

I had to sign in this mo to be able to answer a Q Again! Thats the 3rd time in a week, whats going on? Anyone else having to do this too.Has Ed said anything about this new rule? jem...
07:03 Tue 10th May 20117 answers, last by AB Editor 14:16 Tue 10th May 2011
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Unusual

. This is an unusual paragraph.. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In...
06:29 Tue 10th May 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 06:48 Tue 10th May 2011
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The New Alphabet...

The NEW Alphabet. New Alphabet A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now...
14:10 Mon 09th May 20115 answers, last by marval 21:25 Mon 09th May 2011
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The List is Out...

Channel 5 have announced some candidates for the Big Brother hosting job. Here's a list -- Myleene Klass - Katie Price - Ant & Dec - Ricky Gervais - Emma Willis - Kerry Katona - Katy Perry &...
11:41 Mon 09th May 201114 answers, last by gazzawazza 10:44 Sun 22nd May 2011
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Maternity Allowance in Spain.

A friends son and his fiancee are living and working in Spain. She is pregnant with first child and will stay in Spain for the birth what she is wondering - is she entitled to maternity allowance as...
20:37 Sun 08th May 20117 answers, last by alansteve 10:56 Mon 16th May 2011
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Beck's in car crash!

TORRANCE, Calif. – Authorities say David Beckham was behind the wheel of a car that rear-ended another vehicle on a Southern California freeway. The California Highway Patrol said Saturday the...
20:27 Sun 08th May 201111 answers, last by anneasquith 21:59 Mon 09th May 2011
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Memory ?

Can someone give me a step by step guide to find out how much memory I have left please? I'm having trouble with video clips links etc, they don't play in full they stop & start & its soo...
13:27 Sat 07th May 201119 answers, last by RATTER15 07:44 Tue 10th May 2011
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Do you approve?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX_7z9HTbz8 Do you approve of using cats in entertainment? Jem...
21:51 Fri 06th May 201118 answers, last by slinkycat 00:00 Sat 07th May 2011
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New Wine for...

: NEW WINE FOR SENIORS I kid you not... New Wine for Seniors Stellenbosch, Paarl & Franschhoek vintners in the Cape area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines,...
21:21 Thu 05th May 20111 answer, last by marval 14:02 Fri 06th May 2011
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Grandad, What are....

... A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandad sitting inn the front, garden in a deck chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandad what are you doing?" he...
21:50 Wed 04th May 20113 answers, last by wildwood 22:54 Wed 04th May 2011
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Medical Update...

MEDICAL UPDATE Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!! MEDICAL RESEARCH The British Medical Association researchers have found that...
20:00 Wed 04th May 201111 answers, last by Zebadee 21:28 Wed 04th May 2011
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Medical secretaries..

These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow 1. The patient has no previous history of suicide. 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 3....
09:01 Wed 04th May 201111 answers, last by woofgang 19:31 Wed 04th May 2011
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Our Beautiful cat...

Jemisa We have a rescue cat, she is beautiful a lovely silvery/blue tabby but tab is only on the bottom half of her. Not long after we got her we realised she bites, not a gentle bite but a viscious...
15:40 Tue 03rd May 201111 answers, last by Dee Sa 09:33 Fri 06th May 2011
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Accident on the Golf course...

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his...
22:43 Mon 02nd May 20114 answers, last by marval 16:29 Tue 03rd May 2011
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The Tribe...

An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penis's 24 inches long. When the Black male reaches a certain age a string is tied around...
22:20 Mon 02nd May 20118 answers, last by Jemisa 22:32 Tue 03rd May 2011
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The Sneeze...

A man and a woman were seated next to each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen...
21:27 Mon 02nd May 20112 answers, last by wildwood 02:23 Tue 03rd May 2011

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