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Stoppin' & Startin'

Just lately I seem to be having trouble with clips, they open ok but they stop & start every 5 seconds I've always been able to play them before links too if containing a you-tube clip. Any...
22:12 Fri 22nd Apr 20113 answers, last by scotman 12:25 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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One Liners!

Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.... The prime minister david Cammeron has announced that he intends to make it difficult to claim benifits - - From next week all the forms will be in...
14:21 Fri 22nd Apr 201118 answers, last by askyourgran 22:32 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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Idiot sighting...

IDIOT SIGHTING When my husband and I arrived at our local Ford dealer to pick up our Car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the Service Department and found a mechanic working...
21:35 Thu 21st Apr 201127 answers, last by Jemisa 17:03 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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Your health calculator.

What health age are you? jem...
11:23 Wed 20th Apr 201161 answers, last by bushbaby_de 21:14 Fri 22nd Apr 2011
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Old music hall one's.

My wife said to me "Watcha doin today"? I said "Nothing" She said "You did that yesterday" I said "But I wasn't finished" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When you think...
20:49 Tue 19th Apr 20115 answers, last by kimmartin20011 01:00 Wed 25th May 2011
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Birth Control

I was talking to my neighbour over the garden fence, She said to me "Whats the best form of birth control after fifty?" I told her 'Nudity' jem...
20:35 Tue 19th Apr 20116 answers, last by boxtops 07:13 Fri 22nd Apr 2011
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The importance of walking.

The Importance of walking Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing Home at £2,000 per month. My grandpa started walking...
20:10 Tue 19th Apr 20117 answers, last by Jemisa 21:52 Tue 19th Apr 2011
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Are you Chicken??

http://www.terrisfp1.com/holidays/chick.html are you chicken? jem...
16:41 Mon 18th Apr 20116 answers, last by marval 11:56 Tue 19th Apr 2011
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ftao Bobbi.

Bobbi you're BACK, Welcome home mate. We have been campagning on your behalf but all the threads were pulled. Nice to see ya, to see ya nice. Hope you are OK.Didn't realise you were back, didn't...
14:17 Mon 18th Apr 201119 answers, last by Bobbisox 10:58 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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Who should it be?

As Channel 5 announces the return of 'Big Brother' Who should fill Davina's shoes? Myleen Class is one thats named. - Me, I think Zoe Ball. jem...
13:22 Mon 18th Apr 20118 answers, last by dylan1959 16:27 Sun 15th May 2011
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New Landlady for Corrie...(spoiler)

Michelle Collins is to be the new landlady at 'The Rovers' A break-up between Steve and Becky brings ex Eastender Cindy Beale into Corrie in June. jem...
06:38 Sun 17th Apr 20119 answers, last by ayabrea38 22:06 Sun 17th Apr 2011
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Grandparents...

Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice. ~Author Unknown A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. ~Author Unknown One of the most powerful handclasps is that of a...
23:52 Fri 15th Apr 20112 answers, last by droopdrawers 23:27 Thu 21st Apr 2011
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The Scariest bit...

What was your scariest ever part of a film? Not the scariest film - - - A part that made you Jump, Scream, Shake in your boots,? Even todayit gives you the collywobbles? Mine was in Psycho, when the...
09:01 Fri 15th Apr 201147 answers, last by boxtops 11:19 Sun 01st May 2011
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Hot X Buns

History In case you were wondering - - - - In many historically Christian countries, buns are traditionally eaten hot or toasted on Good Friday with the Cross standing as a symbol of The Crucifiction...
22:19 Thu 14th Apr 201112 answers, last by ZebUK 13:41 Sat 16th Apr 2011
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News today

Playboy reportedly offered Katie Price £2,000,000 to pose nude in an Up coming issue. Anne Widdicome was offered £40 by National Geographic. In other news... we all remember when KFC...
21:36 Thu 14th Apr 20113 answers, last by wildwood 22:17 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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Olympic 50p's

Is anyone collecting the Olympic 50pence piecec? I'm on the look out all the time but so far I've only got 3. Anyone got more. I don't know how many have been released yet. The girl in the bank told...
22:07 Wed 13th Apr 201110 answers, last by Jemisa 08:11 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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Joke of the month.

A man goes into W. H. Smith book dept. and asks the young lady assistant. "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title. She replies, "I'm not sure if...
13:49 Wed 13th Apr 201113 answers, last by sidkid 09:01 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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Supermarket trolly's

I've just done my online shopping order for delivery tomorrow am, can't be bothered to troopse round miles of aisles,lug it to the car & hope theres not another scratch to the car door from clumsy...
05:55 Wed 13th Apr 201114 answers, last by ChuckFickens 14:16 Wed 13th Apr 2011
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Night Owl.

Being as I'm a bit of a night owl I record several progs and watch them about now. I like to be able to FF the rubbish bits so I can watch 3 for the time of 2 if you get what I mean. Anyone else view...
23:25 Tue 12th Apr 20118 answers, last by ttfn 00:01 Wed 13th Apr 2011
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Confucious Say (not)

> Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. > Better to be ruffled around the boa than pissed on. > Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. > Man who leaps off cliff jumps to...
21:42 Tue 12th Apr 201113 answers, last by Slapshot 04:07 Wed 13th Apr 2011

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