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Re Michael J Fox...

Follow-Up: Not the same Michael J Fox. The one from Family Ties and Spin City from Canada is still alive and kicking at the age of 49. The Michael J. (Mickey) Fox that just passed away was a 67 year...
00:48 Mon 29th Nov 20101 answer, last by woofgang 06:11 Mon 29th Nov 2010
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He's OUT!!

Thank God at last WAGNER is out, even Loui had to vote him out. I was surprised Katy went though. I think Mary will go next week. How about you?? jem...
00:35 Mon 29th Nov 20106 answers, last by andy-hughes 01:51 Mon 29th Nov 2010
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A Blanket?

I've heard a lot about the snow coming since last Wednesday but so far it hasn't reached here.(Southend on Sea) Looking outside this Sunday morning its a beautiful sunny day with blue slies, a touch...
10:50 Sun 28th Nov 201011 answers, last by joggerjayne 13:40 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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Can you work out how its done?

http://www.learnengli...ic-gopher-central.swf this is sooo weird, have a go. mmmm strange jem...
00:32 Sun 28th Nov 201024 answers, last by JandyAF 11:46 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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Watched clock!

This is interesting. Watch the time move on > > > >...
23:10 Sat 27th Nov 201030 answers, last by Steve.5 17:49 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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Are you still....?

Are you still in your PJs or nighty or nightwear? or is it me who feels lazy, can't be arsed, don't want to mood. My H is like a sergeant major, Up showered, shaved, dressed, ready for whatever is...
10:43 Sat 27th Nov 201031 answers, last by lumination 10:05 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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9 months later.

Jack decided to go skiing with his mate Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and...
23:54 Fri 26th Nov 20103 answers, last by redman41 14:45 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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Question!

QUESTION: MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ??? 2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER? jem...
14:58 Fri 26th Nov 201019 answers, last by docspock 18:37 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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Now You're Awake!

Now you're awake this should be easy - - - - There are 6 eggs in a basket, - 6 people each take one egg How can it be then that one egg is left in the basket??? jem...
10:37 Fri 26th Nov 201012 answers, last by Jemisa 12:31 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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Are you awake yet?

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH. BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE. NEXT, A BLIND...
10:00 Fri 26th Nov 20108 answers, last by MickyMacgraw 16:10 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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Christmas Quickies for you.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have...
23:58 Thu 25th Nov 20107 answers, last by Jemisa 00:43 Sat 27th Nov 2010
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Pregnant Turkey!!!!

Pregnant Turkey *This is priceless - would love to do this.* One year at Christmastime my mother went to my sister's house for the traditional meal. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mum decided...
00:46 Thu 25th Nov 20101 answer, last by RATTER15 09:34 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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The U S Marine.

British understatement at it's best The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French...
00:13 Thu 25th Nov 20101 answer, last by whiskeryron 11:26 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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Goodbye England ?

Goodbye to my England , So long my old friend Your days are numbered, being brought to an end To be Scottish, Irish or Welsh that's fine But don't say you're English, that's way out of line. The...
00:08 Thu 25th Nov 20108 answers, last by boxtops 17:52 Mon 29th Nov 2010
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Dangerous Moonlight

I posted this in Dagman's thread & it didn't work -- I hope it will here. Sorry Dagman for being such a woooss! Don't want to rain on your parade. jem...
23:15 Sat 20th Nov 20102 answers, last by Jemisa 23:40 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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Who's 1st out?

Who do you want to go out first in 'I'm a Celeb' I can imagine everyone will vote for Gillian >>>> But after Gillian Who? I don't like Linford soo I'd vote for him... jem...
23:55 Fri 19th Nov 20109 answers, last by Everhelpful 22:31 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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Anyone here?

On Essex Radio this morning they had a phone in which asked " Has your other half ever brought something you hated, detested, and then said "Its for youuu?" Then, over time you've grown...
10:19 Fri 19th Nov 20107 answers, last by pinkilady 13:12 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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Is it Worth It?

>A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Joseph ! All he wants is > sex, sex and more sex; my vagina is now the size of a £2 coin when it > used to be about the size of a...
00:00 Fri 19th Nov 20101 answer, last by Buenchico 00:11 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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Have you made a Boo-Boo lately?

My friend made me laugh, she moved in to a new flat a couple of weeks ago a nice flat nicely decorated. She said there's a stain on the kitchen wall that was annoying her, she'd scrubbed it but to no...
10:10 Thu 18th Nov 201014 answers, last by 4getmenot 22:33 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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Gillian McKeith

Her 16 year old Daughter was on TV and said her mother wasn't aware of the bush-tucker trials because she'd never watched the prog being as they don't own a T V. UMM maybe but the producers must have...
00:16 Thu 18th Nov 20107 answers, last by ELVIS68 00:27 Thu 18th Nov 2010

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