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chrisrob

More puns

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily recognised but a stoat is stoatally different. > > > > > What's the difference between a photocopier and the...
10:48 Tue 21st Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 13:48 Tue 21st Apr 2009
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Ladymojo

Surnames

1. A B goes without (B is in bold type) 2. Coloured river crossing 3. Limb and an opening in a wall 4. Pursuer of game 5. Puzzling question 6. A metal with part of the body Any help much appreciated,...
22:08 Mon 20th Apr 200913 answers, last by Stockethill 22:55 Mon 20th Apr 2009
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Jillius

'An Inspector Calls' script

Does anybody know where I could find a free copy of the script on the internet for my daughter who has to complete her coursework?! I can't find it on google
14:21 Sat 18th Apr 20092 answers, last by Jillius 17:12 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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AB Editor

Vegetable Popstars

Carrying on from the very funny competition started by Peter Serafinowicz, just wondering if any of you can make some good vegetable popstar, movie star or film puns. I shall kick us off: Pea Diddy...
11:21 Wed 15th Apr 200999 answers, last by bigmamma 17:28 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Phuckeruppa

A Young Chinese couple got married.

The new bride of course is still a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I...
10:19 Wed 15th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 12:27 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Phuckeruppa

Down Under

A big Aussie is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets a mate who says "G'day mate, you shearing?" To which he replies, "Nah mate, gonna shag em both meself"
10:19 Wed 15th Apr 20091 answer, last by Jillius 11:34 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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nina201083

What is this song used for

Is the song - Something Inside So Strong by Labi Siffre used in any television adverts or tv show theme tunes?
11:06 Wed 15th Apr 20092 answers, last by rinkins 11:34 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Jillius

sony ericsson w580i

I have just got my daughters old one cos she has got a new one but I can't fathom out how to turn off the predictive text. I hate it. I just want to use the normal one !! I can't ask her cos she isn't...
13:22 Sat 11th Apr 200912 answers, last by Jillius 13:49 Sat 11th Apr 2009
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leelapops

Neil Young-Harvest

Hello, I know this should be in music, but you CB folk are so knowledgeable! What do the lyrics for the above song mean? It's so beautiful, but a bit of a conundrum x
22:57 Sun 05th Apr 20092 answers, last by knobby. 15:48 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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Joy11

The Jeremy Vile Show

Does anybody watch this drivel? furthermore what kind of losers go on it? Do you know someone who has actually aired their dirty linen like they do and if a peternity test is so expensive to carry out...
12:53 Mon 06th Apr 200943 answers, last by Joy11 10:15 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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Jillius

Man speaking on Matteson's sausage ad

That man who speaks on the Matteson's sausage advert really annoys me.......well, his voice does. I imagine they would use him to do a M & S food advert if they wanted a man to do it.
13:36 Wed 27th Feb 20085 answers, last by Jillius 18:30 Sat 28th Mar 2009
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sg

Grieving period

I think I grieved for my father in the period between learning of his illness at christmas, and his funeral last weekend. To my complete surprise I now feel fine again. Is this normal? Am I just...
09:45 Fri 27th Mar 200914 answers, last by sg 11:10 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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CAJ1

Jonathan Woss

Jonathan Ross has been arrested for pinching kitchen utensils from Asda. He said afterwards it was a whisk he was prepared to take
15:12 Fri 27th Mar 20094 answers, last by DEN53 16:37 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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Jillius

Chippendales on This Morning

Did anyone else see that the new lad was that Nick who was on the X-Factor ? The one who Simon said was rubbish and Cheryl wouldn't vote for him cos she was competing against him on Popstars the...
12:51 Fri 27th Mar 200912 answers, last by craft1948 13:05 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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luxury

What are your top 5 films???

Hi Guys and Gals, What five films are you happy to watch again and again? you even know the next line.... :D L. xxx
12:24 Fri 27th Mar 200954 answers, last by Schutzengel 22:07 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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Steve.5

a rational explanation please

My mum passed away last December & everything in the en suite granny flat was removed. My daughter moved into the flat earlier this month. Last night she asked me to come in to her room & asked me...
12:36 Fri 27th Mar 20099 answers, last by DEN53 15:51 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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10ClarionSt

Does anyone remember this programme?

A few years ago, there was a programme on TV about a couple from Newcastle (I think) who bought a run-down cottage way out in the wilds. They intended renovating it at week-ends but they had loads of...
21:19 Mon 23rd Mar 20097 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 16:44 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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Joy11

Corrie....screammmm

Oh that terrible little man who is Devs Uncle, pleaseeeeeeeeee, he has now got his eye on Audrey, surely he will have to have a step-ladder or something, he has to be the worst actor to come into...
21:34 Mon 23rd Mar 200913 answers, last by Joy11 20:59 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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Jillius

Could you ??? ........ I couldn't !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-116402 5/Edgy-No-quite-relaxed-perched-atop-530ft-dro p.html
18:17 Mon 23rd Mar 200923 answers, last by Jillius 23:03 Mon 23rd Mar 2009
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Jillius

Jade Goody programme last night

Did anyone see this on Living last night ? Poor lass, I feel so sorry for her. I didn't used to like her but I do now and really hope she gets the all clear eventually. I howled with laughter when she...
16:59 Fri 12th Dec 200820 answers, last by Jillius 10:38 Mon 23rd Mar 2009

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