Just seen David Ginola on The One Show ... OMG, he is so hot ! How come French and Italian (and Swiss) men in their 40's become suave, mature and gorgeous ... ... and British men become overweight...
Tasteful pictures of Peter André in today's paper ... ... on stage at the weekend, performing simutated sex with one of his dancers ... ... "giving her one" from behind. Peter and...
A guy buys a packet of flavoured condoms - mixed flavours, raspberry, banana, etc. He says so his wife, "Let's play a game. I put one on, and you try to guess the flavour." She goes under...
The seat belt has jammed on my car. I unclipped it, and it didn't reel back in. This means it is the right size for me, but is jammed. Is there any trick for releasing one of these things? otherwise I...
One theory in today's papers is that he is back inside because he duffed her up. But ... he has a girlfriend ?????????? Must have been a heck of a first date ... "So tell me a bit about...
Any views on Monday's EC Ruling requiring Microsoft to bundle 12 optional browsers in with the Windows OS? Opera say it will "boost innovation" ... (well, they would, wouldn't they ... they...
What kind of obsessive weirdo really gives a stuff what their browser window looks like ? I presume that if you click the link to "personalise your Firefox", your IP address is automatically...
Peter André told the public and the Papers ... "I've not been seeing anyone. My children are my priority." The reality was ... He was shagging a model. He bonked her on the set of a...
I don't often bother with a pudding, but today ... ... I have a tin of Tapioca in the microwave (I took it out of the actual tin, obviously) Yes, I am ... a domestic goddess. But does it need a blob...
There are 2 boxes. One of them contains a cheque for £1million. The other is empty. You can have £100,000 right now. Or ... you can open one box. Would you take the £100,000 ?...