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thick or thin ... which tastes better?

If I open a can of soup, I thin it down with a third of a can of water. But some people prefer it thick. So ... thick or thin?...
12:37 Wed 03rd Feb 201034 answers, last by LoftyLottie 10:31 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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only half a day to go

And then I'll be out of your hair for a few days. So, how long to the Winter Olympics? Just 9 days ... Yaay ... down to single figures. But a blow for the Swiss ... they have now lost 3 of their front...
11:52 Wed 03rd Feb 20106 answers, last by joggerjayne 12:05 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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aerospace engineering

How hard can it be? I mean ... it's not rocket science....
23:47 Tue 02nd Feb 20108 answers, last by joggerjayne 00:00 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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the moon? Sorry, it's cancelled.

Obama has thrown in the towel. The President has realised that with the ... knowledge computers resources technology .. availiable to the most advanced nation on the planet ... It will STILL not be...
21:08 Tue 02nd Feb 201010 answers, last by Rev Sermon 22:35 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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talking dog joke

A dog walks into the Job Centre. He goes up to the desk and, in perfect English, asks the man: "Do you think you could find me a job?" The man stares, amazed, and says: "Have you...
12:52 Tue 02nd Feb 20108 answers, last by josaphine32 13:34 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Wear's your bag (geddit?)

In your hand ? "Clutched" ? On your shoulder ? Across your body ? No bag ?...
10:42 Tue 02nd Feb 201031 answers, last by zzxxee 12:22 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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only 10 days to go

... and then the Winter Olympics will be under way, and I won't mention them ANY MORE.
07:44 Tue 02nd Feb 201016 answers, last by joggerjayne 11:13 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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John Terry joke

You may have all heard this. I haven't trawled through the jokes section to check. So for Valentine's Day, Wayne Bridge was going to give his girlfriend a chocolate replica of his willy....
20:42 Mon 01st Feb 20102 answers, last by zzxxee 09:10 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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If you had won £24m

... like those people last week ... Would you pay the ransom for those people being being held by pirates. I would. Scr3w the Government. I'd still have £20m left....
14:49 Mon 01st Feb 201028 answers, last by lankeela 15:41 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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cardboard coffee

When you have a coffee at a "pit stop" coffee shop, like Starbucks ... (as opposed to a leisurely tea room) ... and you are drinking it IN ... do you get a china cup, or a cardboard take...
14:18 Mon 01st Feb 201015 answers, last by China Doll 15:51 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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only 11 days to go

Only 11 days to go ! Sarah Ainsworth ... Essex girl par excellence ...competes in the Freestyle Skiing Aerials. Sarah is doing a video diary, which is quite jolly. On screen, you don't get much idea...
11:06 Mon 01st Feb 201014 answers, last by kojak 13:31 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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only 12 days to go

... until the Winter Olympics ... ... 4 day to my ski trip (yay) ... and probably forever until my head feels better. ( ... groan ... )...
08:13 Sun 31st Jan 201018 answers, last by joggerjayne 14:59 Sun 31st Jan 2010
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only 12 days to go

I think ... not too sure ... is ir=t 12? i think so...
01:37 Sun 31st Jan 20102 answers, last by Slapshot 04:48 Sun 31st Jan 2010
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hi guys

night guys x
01:36 Sun 31st Jan 201022 answers, last by karenmac60 23:05 Sun 31st Jan 2010
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Algeria ... f f s

Just watched the hilarious highlights of Algeria v Egypt ... (yes, I know ... Saturdays can be THAT dull!) Algeria had 3 players sent off, one of the for head-butting the ref. Don't we have Algeria in...
15:27 Sat 30th Jan 20101 answer, last by mrmoonshine 15:59 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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bunch of weirdos

F F S ... it's Friday night. What are we all doing stuck at home? Watching BB, or this opera singing programme? We are a bunch of weirdos....
22:14 Fri 29th Jan 201029 answers, last by China Doll 10:03 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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OMG ... Jimmy Osmond is appalling

... beyond all description Painful, awful, horrendous...
21:23 Fri 29th Jan 201031 answers, last by Qaphsiel 22:11 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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only 14 days to go

... to the Winter Games And only 6 days until the girls skiing weekend ... Woooooo Hoooooooooooo I got the countdown wrong yesterday. I said it was 16 days to go. How could the countdown falter in...
07:33 Fri 29th Jan 20105 answers, last by Mr Veritas 00:23 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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hijacked words

Words with perfectly ordinary meanings, which have been hijacked. rim cottage...
13:40 Thu 28th Jan 201062 answers, last by vibrasphere 14:35 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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only 8 days to go

... until the girls ski trip. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy ... Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooh Allez Allez Allez Dinka dinka dinka dinka dinka dinka dinka ...!! Go Jayneee, Go Jayneeeee, Go Jayneeeee...
13:20 Thu 28th Jan 201017 answers, last by joggerjayne 13:54 Thu 28th Jan 2010

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