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on a lighter note

a cowboy walks into a german car dealership and says........... wait for it ...............Audi partner
06:11 Tue 17th Aug 20105 answers, last by marval 12:15 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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would you rather have a plastic mr potato head as an ear or

a wooden cauliflower floret as a nose ?
20:26 Thu 12th Aug 201020 answers, last by 4getmenot 20:51 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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spot along the crease of my nose

what is the easiest way to eliminate it ?
17:44 Tue 10th Aug 20105 answers, last by TTG 19:40 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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is it wrong

not to always be glad ?
16:23 Tue 10th Aug 20109 answers, last by snags 17:25 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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got a slap from the girl at the check out in iceland

I only enquired if she would take it up the back passage!
16:07 Tue 10th Aug 20101 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 16:40 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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porn dvd dilemna ..

I was lent a porn dvd which they have informed me is hard core, the guy who has lent it me said it is right up my street. My dilemna is should i watch it and risk recognising one of my neighbours (...
15:48 Tue 10th Aug 20109 answers, last by snags 19:53 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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so i read that on average prince charles and camilla recieve two turds a week in thier post

............................................. ...........................................wh at I'd like to know is who is ending the other one ?...
20:29 Mon 09th Aug 20103 answers, last by wyzard66 21:07 Mon 09th Aug 2010
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could one of you bring me up some loo roll

I have just finished a massive poo and realised there is no loo paper don't worry if you have none as there is some in the down stairs loo thankyou...
21:25 Fri 06th Aug 201012 answers, last by maggie21 21:54 Fri 06th Aug 2010
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quick poll

who can see the little green person on a bike ?
18:15 Mon 19th Jul 201010 answers, last by johnny.5 18:24 Mon 19th Jul 2010
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the little green person a the bike

should we name them ? or have they already got a name ?if so what is it ?
17:57 Mon 19th Jul 201026 answers, last by sandyRoe 18:27 Mon 19th Jul 2010
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If you were a hat .

what type of hat would you be ?
17:54 Mon 19th Jul 201010 answers, last by sandyRoe 18:30 Mon 19th Jul 2010
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what colour should I paint my down stars toilet inside door ?

white seems just too boring .
17:50 Mon 19th Jul 20104 answers, last by TTG 20:37 Mon 19th Jul 2010
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Good morning early birds

seems wbm is either late or on holiday but its still a nice morning Am I right ? I'm not wrong ! ™...
04:29 Sat 17th Jul 201053 answers, last by paddywak 07:50 Sat 17th Jul 2010
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where can I buy some

telepathy tablets ?
23:48 Fri 16th Jul 20104 answers, last by MarkRae 23:52 Fri 16th Jul 2010
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who is the coolest man in the hospital ?

21:40 Wed 14th Jul 20105 answers, last by NoMercy 21:45 Wed 14th Jul 2010
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i keep telling this wife not to turn her head whilst performing felatio

but it just goes in one ear and out the other
22:40 Tue 13th Jul 2010
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abreviated answers

i could not be bothered to find the thread but here is one ggi. go google it Am I right ? I'm not wrong !™...
22:37 Tue 13th Jul 2010
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wow! I seen it I seen it

anyone else ?
22:50 Thu 24th Jun 20108 answers, last by lankeela 12:04 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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good morning one and all

and isn't it a loverly morning ? Am I right ? I'm not wrong !™
04:06 Mon 21st Jun 20103 answers, last by johnny.5 04:37 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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milk and two sugars for tea

now pu the kettle on and tell me all about it
18:04 Wed 09th Jun 201049 answers, last by ttfn 19:05 Wed 09th Jun 2010

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