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First there was...

this, which is ok, but then............

Wills - safe place to keep them

Mrs A want to put our wills in a safe place where someone could easily get at them (if for example we were both wiped out in a car crash). We know the obvious choices, but they're not perfect....

slinky.kate

bubble and squeak

just made it up fresh but what would be nice with it,i dont have any eggs,bacon,sausages etc.waiting to go for a shopping

carrust

The Mrs....

....has just bought some racist stockings....they were apartights....

carrust

I've just.....

.....rung up the amputee help-line....they cut me off......

Duncer

I entered a blindfolded masturbating contest at the weekend

.............................I've no idea where I came.

Dee Sa

attn Mrs O

Have you got your speech, wig & gown ready for tomorrow ? best of luck Dee...

bednobs

ebay

done my first few sales on ebay. I have discovered that i rather overestimated on the cost of postage. Am i able to refund part of the cost to the buyer thru paypal?

fredkins

Hey AB what is going on..

I have been on the( see how far...thread) and It is not coming up on the latest posts column.Can you tell me why?

anneasquith

what subject ( if any ) would you NOT discuss on AB ?

as above ^^^^TIA

carrust

Tonight....

....I'm going to see a band called the conkers.....They've had a string of hits.....

echokilo

40th celebrations ........

............ I would like to gather some ideas for a 40th birthday celebration ...... nothing too expensive and nothing too wacky!!! Ideas please!!! TIA

dustypuss

Arrrrrrrrgh can any one beat this

I Just got my first Christmas card through the door this morning is this a record!

joggerjayne

Max ... Decent Or Rotter?

When Max Bygraves died, his friends all said what a lovely guy he was. Now the papers say he was an unpleasant bully, horrid to people he worked with, had a string of secret affairs, a number of...

cupid04

Two cows

Two cows, Dolly and Daisy are in a field. Dolly says 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'Really!' Daisy gasps. Dolly says: 'It's true-no bull.'...

Jemisa

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to...

dotty.

burning a hole in my pocket

bought the box set of the entire Miami Vice series, it will take me yonks to get through it, how should I prepare?

Meme1980

Taking my son on holiday in the middle of September

I have booked to take my son on holiday beginning of September as I can't afford to do it in the summer holidays. I have never taken him out school before, my ex sister-in-law has informed me that...

firewatch

Hello my lovelys

Need a welsh love poem in welsh for a friends upcoming nuptuals im struggling to find one so if you know a website that would be fab! thank you muchlyx

MichaelZZ

Women's weightlifting

Olympic weightlifting: China's Zhou Lulu wins gold medal. As the commentator said, "She has the most amazing snatch."...

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First there was...

Wills - safe place to keep them

bubble and squeak

The Mrs....

I've just.....

I entered a blindfolded masturbating contest at the weekend

attn Mrs O

ebay

Hey AB what is going on..

what subject ( if any ) would you NOT discuss on AB ?

Tonight....

40th celebrations ........

Arrrrrrrrgh can any one beat this

Max ... Decent Or Rotter?

Two cows

3 good'uns...

burning a hole in my pocket

Taking my son on holiday in the middle of September

Hello my lovelys

Women's weightlifting

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