A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her 6 yr old daughter walks in. “Mummy, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well...
A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead dinosaur, with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked,...
Hi All, present ideas required for around £20. she is still mobile, walking into town and back every day, likes crosswords, doesn't cook. she has got all She needs, so makes it very difficult....
We are regular eaters of John West canned Sardines in tomato sauce for breakfast, A couple of weeks ago I noticed one of the tins had hardly any fish in the can .I weighed the fish at 40gramms when it...
I still don't understand why the team is called Great Britain (as written on all shirts) and the national anthem is described as the national anthem of Great Britain when the team includes athletes...
I would really like to know where I can buy a sheep as a pet in the United Kingdom. Would I buy one at a market as I am sure that pet shops would not have them? How much would one cost as well? I have...
A customs officer decided to search the luggage of three young women waiting to board a plane at Heathrow. The first was from London. "I see you have seven pairs of knickers in your luggage,...
Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx. 2 thousand people went through the station,...
In less than 10 minutes the fastest man in the world will be crowned. If Bolt gets the start then it's in the bag and probably beat the world record. Whatever happens it will be a fantastic race. Any...
Question arising from a chat with a pal recently ... You're invited to a party at 8.00pm Do you turn up at 8 and get the party started? Or do you turn up later, hoping that other people will have...
I have finished the hole for the pond! Yay! Can now finish the trench and move the shed. Only problem is I had to strip off in the utility room as I was head to foot covered in wet mud and clay. Now...
If you put a bunch of washing on the line to dry and it had gone through a cycle of getting dry and re-soaked by rain again about 5 times due to you being too lazy to get it in, would you rewash it in...
