Had to wait for teams to be announced before i risked my usual tenner. Both sides have made changes but there's enough scoring talent on view to make me accept WH's offer of EVENS that a goal will be...
watched this for the forst time in YEARS this week. What a load of unbelievable claptrap is was, dreadful writing (do people really talk like that?) dreadful acting all round. Who was the woman living...
I grabbed a latte on my way to work and at the same time noticed Buy One Get One Half Price on books so I treated myself to The Beekeeper of Aleppo (Christy Lefteri) and The Catch (Harlan Coben). Has...
I visited my local last night, and ordered a pint. The barman said, "You're a bit of a stranger, you never come in and play darts with your wife anymore." "No", I replied, "Her head has gone blunt!"...
I’m trying to describe a man I know to a younger person . He’s a proper old woman but I don't think I can say that these days! Nothing I can think of quite describes him as well as that phrase. Any...
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I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the...
I opened a chocolate bar and on the inside of the wrapper it said "You're a loser".
I wouldn't have minded, but there was no competition on.
To make things worse, it was a Boost....
Some friends of mine are organising a combined Chinese New Year and Burns Night celebration supper - they're calling it Chinese Burns Night. I don't really want to go but they're twisting my arm.
I'm putting a fun quiz together and I'm looking for slang terms for 'wife', at the moment i've got' Trouble and strife, her indoors, she who must be obeyed ....... can anyone think of anymore please,...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11670803/Transgender-woman-guilty-raping-two-women-man.html Jesus wept - who agrees this is absurd? And why the hell is the Mail referring to somebody with a...
I have read a few astronaut biographies and even though I have no plans to go into space their determination and level headedness has been very inspiring...
Hello, it’s been a while since I have had to ask for advice on her but I have a predicament and I don’t know how to go about it! Basically my daughter has been invited to stay at her friends house...