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Adopted Dog

My friend who is a dog groomer was asked by one of her clients to take care of his dog in the event of him having to go into a hospice (he had terminal cancer) he told her that he would pay for dogs...

EDDIE51

New Doctor in the lunatic assylum.

A new Doctor is being shown round the lunatic asylum where he is going to work. In the next bed , says the consultant ,' we have a patient who , sometimes thinks he is the beautiful heroine of an...

Kleiber

Can't access new AB

Every time I try to get into the new AB format., my computer tells me that Microsoft internet access has encountered a problem & must close! Any ideas, anyone? Ta

whiffey

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Pet Pigs

What is the best Pig to have as a pet and are they terratorial? And I am presuming they are the same to train as Dawgs?

bimbim

A bloke walks into the Dentist.

.'I think i'm a moth' said the man "That's interesting" said the Dentist ,"shouldn't you see a shrink?" "Sure" he replied, "So why come in here?" asked the Dentist The light was on..........

antiguru

Late developing male cat? Cat owners/vets - have you seen this?

My male cat is 12 and was neutered as a kitten. About a year ago he started to become aggressive and territorial towards his brother and other cats in the village. We assumed a new cat had moved in...

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puppy

I am thinking of getting a puppy yet it would have to be left alone 3 days a week up to 10 hours at a time. I know this is not ideal but is it acceptable with regards to the welfare of the pup and...

dalebindi

strawberry raspberry orange coffee creams

can anyone tell me where you can still buy these i have tried thorntons and no luck even roses are stopping making their orange and strawberry creams in favour of nuts and toffees surely there must be...

wolshouse

Chilli con carne

I made a quantity of chilli con carne and froze four fifths of it for future use. The fifth portion we had last night and it is not quite spicy enough. Which spice would one add on reheating (other...

leelapops

Jack's diagnosis!

Hiya, for all those who helped out while Jack, our 3-y-o Border Collie, was back and forth to the vet's for skin scrapes and blood tests, I wanted to let you know that he was diagnosed as having a...

Lindylou

Saffron

Have been given a HUGE pot of saffron - direct from the souk. I've been looking through my recipe books but can't find anything - apart from saffron roast potatoes. Does anyone have any recipes worth...

x-ray

user names

reading about Dove wishing to change a user name, made me think that some of the user names are, well, odd, to say the least. It occured to me that it might be interesting to read how anyone came up...

sprayer

Nanny state

Are we living in a nanny state or a dictatorship ? First there was a ban on smoking now the government are trying to ban cheaper alcohol.. Whatever happend to freedom of choice ?? why should the rest...

Goodsoulette

Cat posioned??

My cat has just come in and puked up twice, I notice a rather chewed up mouse in the sick? Any chance she has been poisoned as I did notice a van labelled animal welfare or something next door...

feebal

Are birds animals?

Please settle a dispute between me and my bf. Is a bird an animal!? Thanks.

natalie_1982

Kitten keeps biting!

My six month old female kitten bites me! She doesn't do it hard, and since we have had her (12 weeks old) she has done it, so every time she bites I put her on the floor and / or walk away. She still...

louise23

kittens

i have a cat that is 7 months old is it possible for her to be pregnant and wot signs should i be looking for to confirm if she is pregnant.

lankeela

Been chucking up (need strong stomach to read on)

Went for a Chinese on Thursday night, then on Friday had a bacon roll and some chips at dinner time. Friday teatime I felt really queasy and have spent all evening/night in the bathroom with sickenss...

shanx

my best friend

died today , i just want to say to her thanks for being my friend and i will never forget you, our humour , our chats and our understanding of life.

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