Im going to a wedding-a Muslim wedding-next weekend, and its of a good friend. The couple have requested no boxed gifts so I take it that means they only want cash. So, what is a reasonable amount to...
anyone know that song in that advert where adults are smoking and the little kid is singing about that he "likes everything you do on accounts that i love you" i just think its the sweetest song eva n...
What is a good reliable vacumn cleaner the last two I have had have constantly needed unblocking (only dust that is) and cleaning filters. I cant so more than two rooms without it overheating and...
I have just got a kitten who is 12 weeks old. I would like to go away for 5 days on August 16th and would need to put him in a cattery. Do you think this is too young to go in a cattery? He would be...
Where i live 99% of the kids are pretty well behaved. However there is a minority group that seem to go around vandalising things, swearing, drinking etc. Twice in less than 24 hours i have seen this...
my dog wont stop whining when she is shut away in the kitchen at night or thru the day we leave the kitchen door open and have a safty gate up to keep her in the kitchen please help as the constant...
my step dad has always loved making model soldiers. From teeny tiny metal ones to action man sized. He pays great attention to detail and they are mounted on beautiful wooden stands. Thing is, what...
One evening a nun is having a relaxing bath when she hears a knock at the door. She enquires who it is and the caller shouts back "Blind man". Being a charitable woman the nun tell him to come on in...
fooook i'vef forgot there nsames now i know one of them was called prince micheal ha ha ha prince micheal me and phonebox pete are in stichesover that name
17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. Grand Designs also appeals. 18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear. 19. You...
We can't offer someone tea without calling it a "nice cup of tea" ? We overcook vegeables ? We keep our coats on when we get in a car ? Our entire wardrobe turns beige ?
Sorry to hear Des O'Connor is leaving. The suggestions of who should take over include Jeremy Paxman, Trevor McDonald !! I think Tom O'Connor would be great.
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?' Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland '....
Further to a question regarding Hoa / Irrelevant 999 calls earlier in the week,I thought you might like these? Customer: 'I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries,...
the greatest living human being ? she's a true blue wonderfull woman sexy in her youth smashed the unions won the falklands back shall we all salute her now? what am i thinking of ? no one as got it...
