Do you think Michel Roux takes himself far too seriously ? If he gave me one of his well presented platters with four spots of food on it I would send it back and demand a meal !
I have 'Waterlilies and Japanese Bridge' and 'Les Coquelicots' by Monet. 'Yacht Passing' and 'April Fishing' by John Miller, Spike Milligan calendar and two Aborigine paintings !
A phrase used by expert female judge on tonight's Masterchef : The Professionals. I think we can do better than that with our comments on food we have just been served with - " 'ere love tha's...
(How safe are Britain's roads - BBC2). A bunch of grinning gnomes with cameras and license payers money making a mountain out of a molehill ! For God's sake !
A musical instrument ? I am a guitarist (sort of) but my guitar just hangs on the wall like an ornament. Please inspire me with your musical genius and by the end of the night we could have an AB...