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A Photon........

........checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light."...

inksplotter

The Dishwasher Chef.

Would you eat a meal that had been cooked in a dishwasher?

Mags22

Number Plates

What year did number plates change to three letters and three numbers?

RATTER15

The house that we have rented is up for sale, that is no surprise to us, we are on a 12 month contract. We were told by the owners that they may need to sell the house but they were hoping to keep it....

APugsLife

Wizard Puns

Anybody got any?

worrier

Doctor Found That Abused My Sister

Can you legally put a notification in a newspaper asking if anyone has had dealings with a certain doctor, during his time he was a doctor, he is being questioned soon, there are 3 victims...

Hypognosis

Edge Of Darkness (1985 Version)

Browsing last week's RT, I find that the original series, featuring the late Bob Peck, is being repeated, Mondays, 10pm, BBC4. Strangely, they have yet to plug the re-run on their main channels. I've...

pips1

Birthday Blues

My lovely daughter is 29 today and is a very caring, generous young lady. Once again there are no cards for her from my sister and 2 brothers and their families, this happens regularly although we...

Gromit

What Is Cameron Playing At In Europe?

This whole Juncker business will turn out to be an embarrassment for Cameron and leaving British Government looking totally isolated. Any chance (if it ever existed) of renegociating our EU membership...

ladybirder

What A Bunch Of Idiots. Shouldn't They Be Made To Pay The Cost Of Their Rescue?

And be given a good talking to. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-27954358...

jennyjoan

Hello Again

Hi all - thisJJConnemara - finally after much ado - got a great guy from Currys who installed computer and gave me a windows 8 demo. Glad to be back online but am finding right now that new keyboard...

joggerjayne

Are You A Lesbian ?

http://www.gotoquiz.com/am_i_a_lesbian Apparently there's a 63% chance that I am. :0/ Best not mention it to the BF, perhaps, lol...

jubieanna

Ancestry Problem?

Is anyone else having problems with Ancestry? I can't seem to sign in. Tried once and it timed out and the page won't load at all. I've tried on firefox and chrome....

Jakeboy28

Questions About My Hobby...

I develop games as a hobby, but i'm 12yo. Can I send my games to steam without a company? Can I release games without my parent's permission? And can I "work" in a dev team? PS. I'm from Finland...